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Try beat that
Best I can do is once having minor surgery on a testicle whilst still conscious. It started with an examination, and then the doctor got a bit further on and said "usually I'd do this under an anaesthetic but since I've got to this point I'm going to finish. It might hurt a bit".
It fucking did.
It really was quite minor surgery on an already open wound from a previous operation at another hospital.
The other hospital had accidentally left stuff in the wound that was preventing it from closing and might have been the reason it had become infected. In any case there was an abscess that needed draining. Anyone eating lunch at the moment?
My friend had a pipe through his japs eye. It hurt.
'I have a penis' post
I'm assuming we're talking catheters? If not I haven't. You get used to it in time.
Or had it done to you?
Yes, that's what I meant! I think he hd a urine problem of some sort. We didn't talk in detail. He just said it was the worst pain he had ever experienced.
and removed drips from my brain when I came out of a coma, was a bit confused and didn't like the look of the place, bless
That sounds like it must have been a Hell of a weird experience.
and were overjoyed to see the drips were out of my brain only to be told that no, I hadn't improved massively, they'd had to stop putting them in as I kept tearing them out and destroying the veins/maggots/little people who live in my brain
* actually it doesn't really. I've been doing it since I was five (i.e. 23 years). Bar times when I've got a urine infection (or shoved it in a bit too quickly and aggravated something) it's now painless.
2011 is shit.
ever had to have a needle in your eye?
..fucking hell, serious agony that I hope I never ever ever ever have to go through again.
It was painful, but not as bad as the last time.
On the other hand I like nettles and their pain.