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go on. i know you want to.
i think that the D note is common in most popular songs, and i think january is a popular scale, maybe beaten by the C scale (december) but still well respected
don't even try your b minor shit with me. do you know b minor is the first chord used in the popular classic "wicked game" by chris isaak?
for flatmates/office workers?
anymore than that is frankly disgusting. that's more than 3 trips.
god i love tuna
"Son I am just going to the shops"
Do you tell her about you being gay?
i think the realisation that her most competent son would break her, and she would spend the rest of her days bewildered by primary colours. she's not ready for it yet, one day i'll tell her about us, but not today...
or do you say it wrong?
fucking magnets etc.
last time i was in there i ended up in a relationship i had no memory of starting. and i was a fucking disgusting human being.
where is that?
because the mother is being so argumentative
P.s. Blow job or full sex? I like how degrading the former is....it's lust in its purest form.
I've missed you
i would probably say blowjob, i don't really enjoy sex at all and i think i've mentioned that on here a few times. i guess it is too much PRESSURE or something and i've never really been very good at it and all these other things. whereas a blowjob is just a nice thing.
cripes on a trike
or 100 duck-sized Horses?
much more interesting/not a horse, they scare me
i'll come back to this one later after having a little think about it if thats cool
Best to get it right, seeing as it's going into The Spreadsheet.
or go to a house party with family?
mainly expense. i hope that gives you some insight
- agony aunt dicko
so that's two faces or two bums okay.
i would probably have a bum for a face just for the hilarity of people shouting WIPE YOUR FACE i think thats a cool thing to say to people
to sniff ones fingers after a deep bumhole scratch.
run by a fat old mammy (who was incredibly brusque to you and your ladyfriend), and two young lads in fancy suits came in, walked up to her, and then onto the back, before walking out again 10 or so minutes later, would you also assume they were mafiosi?
furthermore, are you in the native america mafia? you can tell me, im cool