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I'm gonna be controversial and say Phoebe.
but mid period monica after that
i'm not just stating the obvious
She has the look of a hag about her. Her back is so bent I wonder if she actually has a hump. Her body is so bony, especially her chest, which makes the skin hanging there look like chicken skin. She tries to hide all this by clutching her hands to her chest a lot, which gives off the impression of an 80 year old woman even more. She looks so unhealthy that a cold would probably finish her off. Not to mention how abominably shrill she is.
Monica is repulsive.
After she came out with that I thought she might even move out. STILL THEY WERE ALL FRIENDS AGAIN IN CENTRAL PERK BY THE END
in a wig.
Or are you extrapolating from that on no basis whatsoever?
He's losing it:
and I've only ever met Rachels in my life, no Rachaels.
After that - Rachel
Sex? Friendship? Relationship? Marriage? Tennis? Chess?
More naive instead of dumb, but had a good knack for sarcasm, actually quite good looking, sharp in his quest for sex. The show jumped the shark when they changed his character.
then after the 2nd or 3rd series you never saw them ever again. I was half expecting the last episode to be joey breaking down and saying "I'm sorry guys, i've mostly created my image as a lothario mostly just by saying "How you doin?" all the time. I've slept with 3 women in my life and one of them i was in a long term relationship for 4 years before I met you guys. I think I might be gay but you guessed that already. The signs were all there. Chandler and monica couldnt have a baby because he couldnt achieve erection because we are gay together. We have decieved all of you."
Then monica just starts screaming and screaming and ross and rachel are like "This is too far I know we've stood by you through thick and thin but this is unacceptable" then they leave so theres just Joey and Chandler holding each other whilst monica just screams and screams then phoebe does silly cat.
Monica probably suffers the most as a result of the producers' decision to turn all the characters into parodies of themselves. "I KNOW!" stfu Monica.
Anyone who says Phoebe is clearly on a wind-up. I think charliepanayi has got it right (first time for everything, eh) - early Monica, later Rachel. Aside: best fleeting love interest is Kate Miller, aka Dizzy from Starship Troopers.
Just clarifying the rules here. Elle Macpherson is disqualified for being the best whatever in whatever she's in.
Remember when Rebecca Romijn was the slobbish scientist Ross went out with once?
AND THEN JOEY. GETS ON A SPACESHIP. AT THE END OF HIS PLAY. Best one.
Wow. I had no idea her surname was Miller. Or her first name was Kate.
about Phoebe. I don't think there's anyone in sitcoms who is less funny. I just wanna gouge her quirky eyes out every episode.
and Ross is forced to apologise to her when he tells her she's talking crap
and Ross is all "WHYYYYYYY?" and tries to explain it, then she tricks him into agreeing with her and she's like "lol trolled you" and his life shatters for a moment.
I also like when he apologises to her for the dead mum cat thing.
Ross is such a wank.
or not so subliminal, i dunno. Like the episode with the fur coat, how much must the fur industry have paid them for that?
When he thinks he's amazing on the keyborad
I'm just saying she has a rubbish face. "Oh, Pheebs is short for Phoebe. I thought that's just what we called each other."
Pick up the sock! PICK UP THE SOCK!"
I'm sad now.
"Hey Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?"
"Probably kill myself."
"Hey, if little Joey's dead, *I* got no reason to live."
"Joey... uhh - OMnipotent."
"You are? Ross, I'm sorry."
Then Rachel from then on. Though I'd most like to see Phoebe's boobs.
Most of the bit part characters are hotter anyhow such as Rachel's sister and any girl Ross amazingly managed to date.
Christ, even Kathleen Turner as Chandler's dad is hotter than the main ladies.
When writers manage to sneak a bit of incest fantasy into a primetime sitcom, you can only applaud.
Still frowned upon.
YOU FELL ASLEEEEEEEP?
THREE DIVORCES THREE DIVORCES
I like the one where ross goes out with that girl who has a messy flat and then monica turns up and trys to clean it
also when ross has sex then hes like skipping down the pavement and an old lady says "somebody got lucky last night" and he says "TWICE" or something. I like that one because its creepy.
and then at the end he catches a ball, but goes flying back anyway.
Oh, friends writers, i'm never going to feel pathos about any of those people. Except Ross, who's the best.
"Sometimes I'll go away... like this. But I'll always come back... like this!"
starring at me from a funny prospective
If only there were real wet romantics like him.
Really go to town on her, just to get the red mist worked out. Cover the carpet, cover the walls. Need to be cool and collected for the other two. More considered. I saw this thing on BBC4 once I'd like to try with Monica, it would require some set-up but I believe it would be well worth it. The chief difficulties would be acquiring the termites and working out a way of luring her to a secluded part of the country, but I'm sure if given the right incentive Joey would-
Sorry, what was the question again?
CALM DOWN LADS
the correct answer is Elizabeth.
i'll never forgive that bitch for what she did to Ross.
Think you're mixing Elizabeth up with Emily. Emily is a fox too, y'know, but she was up herself from start to finish.
Just seen the episodes with Elizabeth's dad, played by Bruce Willis. Excellent work.
Courtney Cox was in a Bruce Springsteen video. Jenifer Aniston on the other hand was in every Barbara Streisand video. As Barbara Streisand.
but they all aged really badly
All 3 of them lost too much weight.
i think pheobe was actually alot older than them though
Also, favourite thing I've seen in friends today.
Monica: Hey Joey how was work?
Joey: Ah it was alright, but I got a lot of stick from the robot.
Chandler: Damn those robots, they're supposed to be our FAITHFUL servants
I can't find a youtube of it either....it was on tonight though, so funny.
with his wonderful hair.
although monica would be alot dirtier in bed im sure.