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Prize : Yo-yo
Hat : Red
Joke : What did the grape do when it got stepped (sic) on?
It let out a little wine.
Q. How do you make a jacket last?
A. Make the trousers first
ACTULOL'd when I read this joke!
A: on a 'chew chew' train
But the question was something about a toffee train.
I correctly guessed the answer anyway, and that made me feel like a BIG MAN.
Joke: Q. What clothes do lawyears wear?
Actually quite pleased about this.