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is anyone feeling the festive yet?
this took a while to post.
not watched any tv, or been to any markets, or made any christmas plans.
I think i prefer feeling festive.
Just cleaned some coffee off the ceiling
in the actual fuck
get on the ceiling?
Sometimes this little guy (shy of 5ft) likes to chuck his drinks about, he then smashed a plate.
GREEK RESTAURANT THEME NIGHT!!!
i feel really awful about that post. for some reason i just assumed it was normal office work you were in. i take it all back.
A totally office based job would be nice, but then I would never be able to utter amazing lines such as "Paul, put the swan down NOW!
possibly because of an ill-educated obsession with the human psyche, and also of a strange, possibly self satisfying need to help others. i'm quite drunk at the minute so this is probably sounding horrible. but yeah, i have a huge amount of respect for you and others working in that field.
I'm feeling really, really ill
WHY IT'S CHRISTMAS FOR GOD'S SAKE
someone make this decision for me please. it's a 30 minute walk in the cold, and i am not at all religious. however, it's always something i've wanted to do, and i am being genuine when i say that. although i am not religious i do believe the ideals of wellbeing and whatever are, uh, COOL and i've never been to one before.
actually forget all this, i'm pretty drunk and that would not be appreciated at all.
do you think they'd mind if i turned up a bit late?
i met my friends in YATES and they charged me £3 and then I bought a bottle of beer (trying to be cheaper than my usual JD and coke) which cost me fucking £3.40 and then we had to stand about being squashed and then a teenage boy asked for my number and I walked off and then a girl hit me on the head and i got the hump and then I went home. I'm gonna fix myself a jack daniels and watch father ted.
i hate it when this sort of stuff happens. unprovoked violence, in all its forms, is awful. however, i do hope you have a lovely day tomorrow to make up for it, and a "free" jack daniels is a better jack daniels. merry christmas meowington x
Have a good day! XX
I think that says something about me
i'm gonna give some sort of christmas speech on tinychat in a few minutes. i don't know how it'll come out as i'm pretty drunk BUT if you want in:
a condensed version for anyone who missed it if you like!
Then a friend rang up out of the blue and was like 'AHHH I LOVE YOU YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE PERSON IN THE WORLD' and it totally saved Christmas.