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cheer me up.
no hilarious cat videos please :(.
worst christmas eve.
it's not even his name :(
i saw a man with a bowtie fall over in asda car park this afternoon. he looked up, met my gaze and said "not again..." in a really sad voice.
when a tiny bald man in a brown suit with an orange shirt collected his order from the window and turned to walk away.
A group of about 20 of us, all drunk, ordered one by one, which took at least 15 minutes.
After the last of us ordered, I noticed the tiny man had been queuing behind us the whole time, and when he got to the window again he piped up, "I forgot, can I have a barbeque sauce please?"
Tragic yet hilarious, always the best
he was a dead good cat.
i'll scour out some good ones, and no weird 3D stuff either, promise.
except maybe this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBKXrVqRI9o but thats the ONLY ONE
but the other day i was working at the gallery and the old lady who manages the finances asked me if i needed any travel fare covering, and i told her i came by plane and i think she believed me :(
also a bit funny but very disturbing, poor lady.
good at mums and flying about
poor lady :( ALL FRONT
especially as lots of people who don't have cats/dogs just don't really get how upsetting it is...
Hope you're ok and the rest of your Christmas is ok in spite of it
the suffering and deaths inflicted upon billions of other animals each year.
He's ALL RIGHT now!
DO YOU FEEL THE CHEER? DO YOU FEEL IT COURSING THROUGH YOU
BUT ALSO THIS IS RELATED IN A SCARY YET HILARIOUS WAY
gingeybaws was a bro, sorry to hear he passed away. was it just old age or... ? also i might make one of my legendary huge posts about strange animals if i have time soon. also the stomapads cos theyre like my favourite animal atm
also CAPYBARAS PLAYING DRESS UP
He really was a bro, pimpin' til the end. He had liver failure so we had to take him to the vets :( but I got to give him a few last cuddles
I like that capybara, I want to be it's friend a little bit.
my auntie just got a new dog puppy and i was gonna start a trhead asking how i'm supposed to hold it but i won't now
According to my sister, ^ that *is* my nan. Apart from the farting bit. Now - I'd like some sympathy please*
*she's dead, and speaking ill of the dead on Christmas Eve is going to get me some fucked-up karma, but damn it, it's an emergency
unfortunately I don't have any prepared one-liners for you or anything, i'm sorry. Although if you come on tinychat later tonight I might say something funny, I dunno. Depends on my form really. Might get drunk.
My advice is you listen to Adebisi Shank right now and try and dance to it. Yep.
I'm in a car and signal is shit, so I won't manage to link you to any happy funtime stuff, sorry. How totally shit, I would like to hug you.
I hope you're okay x
gingerballs seemed like a great cat <3
That's made me feel pretty sad. I didn't know your cat, but I love you and I love cats so I'm sure I would've loved your cat a lot. I know the pain for sure. Please have a lovely Christmas despite it though.
And put him on display every Christmas Eve.
Losing a pet is absolutely horrible, even if they were very ill.
I hope you got to have a few final hugs with GB (good name btw).
hope you're ok, keep truckin.
My lowpoint of 2010 was losing piggie #1:
(PS: we did get a new buddy for guinea #2, and #2 & #3 are now bestest of buds. More so than #1 & #2 ever were, to be honest.)
I was totally in bits at the time. Less so now, but losing a great pet is fucking awful. And at this time of year... ...gah! Be proud you were a great carer of wonderful creature. Nothing makes it any less sad, but time is a healer. x