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The 100% exciting, once in a life-time, guess what stuff i just bought thread!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a major thread!!!...OK?!!! What did i buy?
My receipt combined (different shops and places were visited)
1)£1.50 =
2)£2.55 =
3)£1.99 =
4)£12.50 =
So question is.........what did i BUY!!!!!?
Peace
one of them is a CD right?
£1.99 is some kind of confectionary I would say
BOTH WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i THINK the £12.50 one is booze related maybe
I JUST GOTTA KNOW THIS IS A GREAT THREAD BUT I AM WET WITH EXCITEMENT AND THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!
£12.50............................NOT BOOZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Things are truly HOTTING up
I CANT TAKE THE HEAT
None of us can!!!!!!!!!!!!....Yet!
Em!!!!..........Guess What?......................ALL WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
£1.50 could be a sandwich
£2.55 is definitely an extension cord
£12.50 is a JUMPER MAYBE
N O spells...................NO!!!! (for all three)
1)£1.50 = pizza
2)£2.55 = pizza
3)£1.99 = pizza
4)£12.50 = woman
Chance WOULD be a fine thing! NOPE
You can take YOUR black pudding and LUMP it up YOUR ass!!!
NO NO NO
Is one of them wrapping paper?
The ONLY wrap you can do with that answer is to wrap up your fingers
(so you cant type any more wrong answers)
ermm
£1.50 selotape
ME SO SORRY YOU SO WRONG
Not correct, BUT have a little Patience and you might just GET it
TAKE THAT
patience
is one of them a book?
LOL me? Read..........N O bro
was it a magazine
1)£1.50 = magazine
2)£2.55 = magazine
3)£1.99 = magazine
4)£12.50 = big magazine
Nah man me no like the glossy
Haha DONT MAKE me LAUGH, hahahahaha
A round of drinks?
Toy Story 3?
A microwave lasagne?
An energy saving lightbulb?
A Jurassic Park colouring book?
A Sega Master System 2 on eBay?
A tube ticket?
A Ryanair flight?
A Sweet Gorilla CD?
An albatross?
Meths?
A porno mag?
A kingsize Twix?
A night with Shirley Bassey?
Some M&Ms?
Mariah Carey?
A can of Polish beer?
A can of polish?
Some mittens?
Laura Dern's left beef curtain?
Some cotton buds?
Saint_Cronin?
A video cassette of Election Night 1997?
An M&S carrier bag for life?
A double cheeseburger?
A ticket for Zonino 4?
Some spunk in a tumbler?
A 20 second phone call to Babestation?
A lottery ticket?
Shucks' entire CD collection?
Gout?
Battersea Power station's third chimney?
A tropical fish?
The purple sweets out of a box of Quality Street?
Old Kent Road?
Some shish?
A can of Rio?
A flux capacitor?
An airfield?
Your Mum?
A ROBOTTTTT?
A Shrimp Egg Foo Yung?
A replacement fuse?
Lily Allen's third nipple?
Northern Rock?
Rick Whittaker's guide to Sheffield 1998?
A notebook with a cock drawn on the back?
Nick Clegg's Election Manifesto (autographed)?
My gonads?
A ticket to ride?
A vestibule?
Some pork scratchings?
Chris Rock's larynx?
DiS?
THE RIGHT TO LIVE?
A soda stream?
Some talcum powder?
A small pigeon?
Something else entirely?!?!
Incorrect
Not even close?
Not even, Don't Make
Hungry Hungry Hippos
A rucksack
Diet Pills
Cocaine
No way No way Naa naa naa naa naa No Way No way
Porno Magazine
Large Packet Of Condoms
Bottle Of Old Haprer
A Couple Pantie Shields
Some Illegal Fireworks
And a disposable enemea
sNOw
...
- Ownership of a star for your boyfriend
- Some Mothers do av'em DVD boxset
- Easter egg
- 100% genuine Dinosaur (aged 6million years OR OLDER!!)
"No Betty"
NANDO'S
CWBAFT
I wanna know what Foley bought
was one of them an album?
one of them's gotta be reduced food. Maybe a turkey? or a chicken?
Other stuff is stuff you bought of a beggar or something. You haggled the big issue down to £1.50
In the words of the Family Fortunes© games board
UH-urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
OMG
i know what it is
Cool
"you can take yer butt plugs and put them up yer arse, ahm oot"
.
1)£1.50 = bottle of beer from the offie on the way to the pub
2)£2.55 = pint from a scraggy pub
3)£1.99 = pint from a scraggier pub
4)£12.50 = bottle of spirits from the supermarket on the way home from the pub
Your answers keep getting Scraggier
...
- Twine
- Duct tape
- tarpaulin sheet
- shovel
I said "what did i buy", not, "what is on my christmas list to santa"
porn
porn
porn
a gourmet sandwich
I have the internet retard
(i could go a sandwich)
I give up
what was it?
Not really a game that is it?
Was one of them mince pies?!?!
YUK!!!! no
was one of them an item of clothing at all
foley.. i jsut... i just gotta know.....
I am warm enough thankyouverymuch, NO CLOTHES!
One down!!!!
1)£1.50 =
2)£2.55 = Vick's VapoRub
3)£1.99 =
4)£12.50 =
Orange Juice?
Squash that rumour
tissues
Blow away that idea
cough syrup?
Honey, wrong
SOME HONEY
SOME LEMONS
cheese board
3 different kinds of eggnog
Ok ok I sense defeat, the answers?
1)£1.50 = mandarin oranges
2)£2.55 = the vapour rub
3)£1.99 = a famous grouse minature
4)£12.50 = a takeout curry
...the clues were there
oh man so close yet so far
Yeah man I had to go to the adudicator a couple of times
He was all like "no answer" and "try again" whatta prick
hate that LOSER
he better not show his FACE around here or itll be getting a SLAP across IT