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I am of course talking about poor wee Tommy, the lying lecherous cunt, Sheridan going DARRRRRRRRRRN.
Jeffrey Archer and Jonathan Aiken.
That would be some party (Party).
What a thoroughly silly silly man. Of course you can say exactly the same about Aitken and Archer. Silly people who have let their egos get in the way of their lives.
they releated to personal affairs that, had they come clean straight away, would have been survivable.
Aitken's was indefensible and the man is a corrupt toerag.
As shown to me by my public school educated friend, Ben.
Basically, he goes into the kitchen and prepares five drinks, making them out of whatever he chooses - spirits, beer, milk, ketchup, bodily fluids - the viler and more alcoholic, the better.
Then he brings them in. The job of the player is to point at a drink and say: "Is this Tommy?" Ben will then say: "No, that's not Tommy", in which case, the player has to drink it. They then pick another drink, and repeats. This carries on until the player correctly chooses the drink designated as Tommy, at which point Ben has to drink all the remaining drinks.
Of course, as Ben is a cheeky cunt, he basically decides which drink is Tommy based on how cruel he wants to be.
I love Ben.
Is it Friday yet?
And did you get 'Tommy'?
And sugar (I had Rolos for the first time in years and full-fat Coke). We've nearly finished all our work and are so close to being out of here. I may be getting a touch hysterical, yes.
get it round ye comrade sheridan.
But suffice to say, this is justice, as it should be. And we are to be spared the one raised, clenched fist victory salute.
He's a fucking plum and this whole case has been a waste of time and money. Never met anyone with a good word to say about him.
At least we'll be spared a 'stirring' "I HAVE BEEN VINDICATED!" speech from the steps of the Sherrif Court.
I only found this out today. I assumed it was something important to go on for 12 weeks.
when they alledged that he's frequented various strip joints in Glasgow.
So did his wife, but they decided it was not in the public interest to pursue the case aagainst her, and so teh crown dropped it recently to focus on tommy (and also it was a crown tactic bearing in mind this case was before a jury. Juries don't like to convict 2 parents at a time, crazy as that sounds.)
Hence the prosecution for perjury.
That judgement has effectively been overturned and he will no doubt have to pay back all the damages awarded to him.
Thinks this observer
tommy sheridan's best man just the other day was in my flat exterminating bedbugs
He was probably installing surveillance cameras too.