Crash, the First beam of sunlight cometh from my heart
Boom, the Second alert that not all is well in life
Thunder, the Third Moment to maketh the day of our champions
Darkness, the Forth and final of out past human ancestors
A tear, A tear my dear, for our past humans, for out past friends
........Welcome to this Dino Thread........
- Roll up, Roll up...Its nearly time for the Dino-XMAS-Fair at St Helens Conference and baptism centre, we have been promised 18 stalls of dino-themed cakes/objects/magazines and also a surprise appearance from a t-rex tribute act, should be a good night (£3 adults, £1.50 children, Not suitable for Wheelchair users)
- The galloping beast (sorry in-joke) of the hatred march against the sale of Jurassic Park (Gigantic Farce) goods is blustering into several districts of Vietnam, our brothers in the East are planning on holding a mass burning of "merchandise" from the "film" on the 5th of January (2011), good luck to them and a Merry <insert mad religious festival they have there here> to them to.
- The results are IN!!!! Dinosaurs could paint!!! Dr. Ivo Stumke from the University of Vale, has confirmed that several "cave drawings" were actually done by dinosaurs. Hey i say "never mind Van Gogh, how about Din-Ogh" LOL, but seriously put me down for 8.
- The most popular Dino-Names were Klaus, Jan and Boris for Boys and Pi-Pi, Le muir and Ollede III for Girls, tee hee hee i wish i could change MY name to Le Muir!!! chance Would be a Fine thing!.
- Most people thought that dinosaurs used their tale for swimming, wrong again Dumbo (apologise to you, sorry) it was for cooling them down, very much like modern humans do now with "hand-fans" or "mechanical-air-units", hey dont shoot the messenger but thats another thing past humans invented...OK!?
- Always Coca-Cola? you bet, invented by dinosaurs, who liked a little fizz with their water, LOL sorry.
Q - What do you call a dinosaur with a spike in his leg?
A - Dino-Sore (aw bless sorry just a joke guys, although it makes me cry a bit as well even though it is just a joke dont want even an imagination to hurt a dino, sorry)
Q - What do you call a...oh actually i am too upset after the last joke backfired my feelings into oblivion.....SOB!!!