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Lets find some good ones.
We've already done the fucking-a-horse-in-shoreditch one
http://www.oldbaileyonline.org/browse.jsp?id=t16750707-9&div=t16750707-9#highlight I'm not entirely sure what the guy did here, but it sounds cool.
the list just goes on and on
John Tomson and Robert Flatman , of the Parish of St. Michaels Woodstreet , Indicted August the 21. for Breaking up the House of Thomas Temple , and Stealing 7 Napkins value 4 s. two Handkerchiefs, value 1 s. with other small Linnen : It was proved that Tomson was taken with the Goods; Flatman being in Company, and Tomson being proved to be an old Offender and Branded in the Hand, was brought in Guilty ; and Flatman not Guilty .
Sentence: Death, for nicking 7 napkins, 2 hankies, and a scrap of cloth.
Good ol' days :*****)