Now I'm not usually a prude when it comes to profanity but I was on the train the other night and some guy behind me said REALLY LOUDLY for all the carriage to hear:
"Yeah, I was in London today, at the British Museum, there was all this FUCKING Venetian and Egyptian SHIT. Yeah really FUCKING good mate."
I nearly turned round to tell him to watch his mouth but I've already been beaten up once this year.
That kind of behaviour just isn't on right? Regale me with similar tales.