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used to be a nurse. Just fucking imagine it.
who I consider to be something of an IRL Jez has ended up settling down somewhat after getting a job doing care work and finding that he was pretty suited to it.
^This is neither funny or interesting but it's factual, which has to count for something.
Jez Say No.
Jez Ington Worldofadventures
Jez Juan Cornetto.
President Jez Teray-Arthur.
And it was all going so well:
Jez Usfucking Christ
IAN TWO! A MINIBAR!
IAN THREE! A HOLIDAY WEEKEND
IAN FOUR! A JAGUAR!
IAN FIVE! A SODA STREAM MACHINE!
IAN SIX! A BEATAMAX!
IAN SEVEN A REMINGTON SHAVER, ONCE YOU TRY YOU'LL NEVER LOOK BACK!
WELL, LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME I'M ABOUT TO FALL APART, YES I'M EVEN EMPTY HANDED WITH MY BULLSEYE DART
As if this thread wasn't already pretty brilliant.