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I like to think that, much like Neo, one comes along to save the boards every 20 years, in a cycle of mind numbing entertainment.
jesus. have you read his posts?
michael_w: 'them nintendo wiis. pretty shit eh? really not my cup of tea. i think it's all a bit silly actually'
st cronin: 'i think i just awoke through the eye of a piercing cloud for the bubble of the most delicate girl i have ever suffered sweet surrender in the dusk of a dark with a park, sweetest hair of the smell of THAT girl, oh she...or me..for she, is me. or it? interpol.
amazing. actually amazing.
this is all a dream, isn't it?
i don't really care about the wii, as my thread this morning suggests, so why would i read a thread all about its impact on the gaming world
maybe for the same reason that there are a million posts a week about people hating anyone that would dare use an apple product in a public space
'MY GOD..SAW SOME HIPSTER DOUCHE WITH AN AIRBOOK IN A STARBUCK...WHAT SORT OF THUNDER CUNT WOULD EVER CONSIDER DOING THAT SORT OF THING. HE, AND THOSE LIKE HIM, SHOULD PROBABLY JUST FUCKING DIE'
but that's ok, i guess.
But in the interests of dramaz, I'm going to say, "Yeah, he's flipped".
but I'm going to say "yes". Clearly a mental.
i feel like i'm in some weird kafkaesque nightmare where people convince you you've gone genuinely insane because you don't like the nintendo wii and made some stupid joke throwaway thread about it, like the millions of throwaway threads about hating all sorts of shit in all sorts of inane ways that get posted on here EVERY FUCKING DAY.
of course, me getting confused about all this and writing about it looking for some sort of explanation will be used as evidence of my insanity.
'look at him trying to defend himself and tying himself in knots. he's clearly lost it, the poor thing'
thanks to my sweet enderlin anyway. you know who your pals are, eh?
He's moved beyond trolling into self-parody of late, and is far more entertaining for it.
i wasn't REALLY pissed off. as i explain at the start of the thread, it was a deliberate piece of hyperbolic rhetoric stemming from a genuine thought ('i don't really like them wii or dsi lites much. not for me') and stretched to the absurd levels of criticism for anyone that does, in the interests of a bit of a flippant joke at ten to nine in the morning just as i've woken up and seen JLS larkin about looking for a wii remote they've hidden in the toaster or whatever.
i thought a decent 40% of things that get posted on this board were essentially the sort of things that would get followed by....'ah, he's over-tired, bless him'...when you were a kid.
flippant, semi-sulky, non-serious, non-sequiturs that generally arise through boredom and done without much real thought, and intended to be taken that way...not causing real offense, but just intended as ...ahem...banter, for want of a better word.
if you want to point at anyone going off the rails, look at wishpig et al, who took me saying that liking nintendo was a bit shit as an oppertunity to make a personal attack back.
i dunno. this is probably my 'feeling a bit low about dis today', or something...my clapham common.
but maybe it really IS indicative of my state of mind, in that i'm resorting to spending my days posting any old shit about games consoles on an internet forum and maybe not being more productive with my time.
maybe the fact that when i was at uni and doing my masters, i didn't post the sulky shit. and now i'm back home and essentially a bit lost, the sulky passive-aggressive stuff comes out again.
time for a break i think.
'tl:dr'....'he's definitly gone mental'...'chill out mate' etc etc etc.
i know. i can't believe i just wrote all that shit either. bloody internet, eh?
i'm cronin now aren't i?
a bit like a few weeks ago when i was like...
'people that are always in relationships? what's that about eh?'
which then quickly became me being a complete bitter cunt for daring to attack those poor defenseless sausages that find themselves in relationships....when obviously it was just an off the cuff late night nothing post that didn't really express much concrete opinion, just a vague wondering about what it must be like on the other side of the fence.
i dunno. maybe we should think before we post more, or litter certain posts with epic safety winks
or maybe wishpig should stop being a wanker and jumping to specific attacks when there is a thread he doesn't agree with. either way.
WHAT A PATHETIC THREAD THIS IS I'M STOPPING NOW. AGAIN.
of which are sarcasm, hyperbole and pun jokes seems to collectively fail to see when someone is taking the piss.
In future can all posters just stick to starting threads about what they are doing on any given day, how they feel about stamps and listing words/activities for people to 'This'
Best to just keep things nice and simple
i'll also allow threads about the best curry houses in east london, your top 5 eating some lunch annecdotes and threads that list things from those films.
dur dm tsh
GET IT BECAUSE DIS BOARD IS LIKE IN RAILS, GET IT HUH HUH HUH
*whistles theme tune*
camera pans: *shot of Michael whipping remaining daffodils with his work tie*
Wanders of into the forest, constantly repeating the words '4 outta 10, 4 outta 10, 4 outta 10...'
...gets bored, and buggers Michaels work tie. They all eat dinner*
I would definately have no problem with fucking a Lady Boy
you like shirt?
Until I saw his impassioned and unnecessary defence of himself in this thread. HE'S GONE CRAZY.