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shit --> sheesh kebab
bugger --> bumflaps
many swear words often come out too quickly for me to replace them with family friendly versions.
would you tell your grandmother to shove her ugly buggering head up her oversized buggering rectum?
"Shove your ugly bumflapping head up you oversized bumflapping rectum, Gran!"
Doesn't count if you swear in other languages.
loved it ever since
I've always liked Neighbours' use of the term "rack off".
say "see you next tuesday", in a deliberate manner. As if it has the same impact as saying "cunt", and as if it doesn't make you just look like a bit of a lame-o for using a very much longer euphemism when it would've been a bit easier just to say "cunt" in the first place. If you're going to refer to someone as a "cunt", you might as well say "cunt" and not some rubbish pseudo-backronym.
Though I actually prefer this to mother fucker and so use it exclusively.
I also enjoy calling people goombas.
Feck defines swearing without swearing.
As in: "you fupping eejit"
like feck and shite, but I have found myself using "frack" off and on ever since I watched Battlestar Galactica
I just stand around like a curmudgeon swearing like a fucking trooper at everyone and everything.
I'm a potty mouth
i feel this bridges the gap nicely between swearing acceptability and being a Christian/Ned Flanders.
Frick on a stick!