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fuck off, yeah?
you're embarrassing yourself.
"Oh, hi there, I'm just a late 20's attractive lady sitting in my nicely furnished apartment playing at imaginary feed-a-cat, lolz, it's so much better than the real life I could be leading"
In reality, if she had a DSi lite, she would be gargantuan and living in squalor, while her mother shouted to her from the bed next to the fridge to come and roll her over to stop the bed sores getting infected.
when i see an older woman on the train whip out her DSi Lite and pretend to train her brain or look for some magic gold in a pond, i physically have to stop myself from being sick all over her face just to make them stop.
and she is just off to look around 'pets at home', AGAIN.
Your briefcase isn't empty, it's full of lovely pictures of cats. Duh
this seems a little harsher than yr normal standards. OTOH if it's inspired by those frigging nintendo TV adverts then fair enough - probably the worst thing ever?
i can have a little hyperbolic rant every now and then can't i?
it's pretty much all i ever used to do. don't take that away from me sir.
and also...*whispers* i'm not being completely serious...it's a vague thought i had stretched out to absurd levels for a pathetic attempt at comic effect and a little fun...but shhhhh, don't tell anyone.
i really can't emphasise this enough enough before wishpig has an aneurysm and uses this thread as an excuse to get bitchy aga...oh...wait. no. too late.
And she was playing Tekken?
we should take a moment to marvel at the marketing that has allowed these products to appeal to older audiences.
it's fucking genius really how they've managed it. a bit like suddenly making city workers think that the best thing for the journey home is to do a quick bit of lego on the train.
'what you doing friday kev?'
'oh. i've just got one of those new kalidoscopes..'
'oh shit, did you get one in the end? what's it like?'
'really amazing mate...no, yeah...really great quality. the colour is so sharp and vivid, it's amazing where they've taken the technology'
'that's wicked mate'
'so yeah, come round mine and we can take it in turns to twist it and look at the colours as they change'
'ah nice one mate, i'll get the beers in yeah? maybe a chinky?
'top man...see you then'
sounds like fun. i like lego.
no difference. cheers.
It makes games consoles.
What are all these particularly 'technical' Xbox and PlayStation exclusives?
For that matter, what's a 'technical' game in the first place?
look what i've started
Nintendo has always been for kids (apart from all the stuff that's not always been for kids).
Where are we going with this one?
Robert Killjoy Silk.
I suggest picketing the queue and sending anyone who looks over 21 away.
i'm not sure i mentioned it did i?
Surely just the home equivalent?
Think of all the 3D porn a single guy like you could get through! :)
actually, i haven't watched any pornography for six months. i've given it up.
nowadays i just wank over pictures of half-naked models in the sunday supplements. it's a much more tasteful form of crudity i think.
I.e. Anyone who isn't old enough to have seen the original at the time of it's release.
at the time of its release to be allowed to watch the remake. that's why they remake films. so the same people AND ONLY THE SAME PEOPLE who watched the original can watch the remake.
Way to prove his point, you belm.
'd'you know what right...i'm always rubbish with dealing with change, me. but since i've been doing the brain training, my counting has really improved'
“You know, I’ve been having a bit of bother remembering to wash myself in the mornings and to not put my keys in the freezer. But since I’ve had this new Braintrain I hardly ever put my hairbrush in the microwave anymore. Of course, I'm still found standing naked in the trafford centre once in a while, but I like to get out”
'is jill still shitting in the kettle?'
'not AS much since we got her the brain training, i must say, not as much'
The defence rests.
they love it.
I'm 32. I own a Wii and a DS lite (not a DSi Lite though).
I play the DS on the train. Blowing into the microphone when playing Zelda makes me feel a bit silly, but it means people are less likely to sit next to me. I would certainly build lego on the train too, if the carriage wasn't so shakey.
I hate the idea of 3D television/HD television/Blue ray television though. Also I'm not a girl. Technical reprieve?
I have a wii and a DS lite as well :)
I do have a blu-ray player though. Does this mean we can't be friends after all?
I'm just scared that if the tv gets too realistic it might actually come alive or something.
and sometimes I look out of the window and think "I wish this was in higher resolution".
However, I only really watch insect documentaries and sci-fi films on it. This means that all my dreams are basically 'Starship Troopers'.
HD is genuinely better then SD unless you have blurry vision. 3D Can be seen as a gimmick
but people that make statements like you just did can fuck off!
i thought your post was directed at him because it was underneath one of his.
broken site, etc.
not sure why i didn't twig it was aimed at me, tbh.
Then you're gonna get angry.
you might as well have a BEEHIVE on your head
but this place is full of them
I'm gonna have to cram in my Wii/DSi/3D telly enjoyment into the next few weeks, before I embarrass myself.
accuses others of embarrassing themselves.
are we really going in this direction?
EVEN after i posted a big disclaimer at the top about how i'm just mucking around
have i touched a nintendo nerve or something?
you lot would've hated stewart lee last night. he made a joke about call of duty being shit. CALL OF DUTY!!!!
And don't you DARE ever think that I might read a thread before posting in it.
i'm gonna calm myself down now.
''narrow minded cunt
but this place is full of them
Tito_Santana @Jordan_229_2 | 17 Dec '10, 10:08 | X | ^ This | Reply''
that someone claiming to be 'tito_santana' didn't get a wrestling reference. joeydubya would have got it.
Not that they're any good.
Will help to speed up proceedings once the gassing sheds are built.
and they'll have all the required brain capacity to implement their new world order.
now THAT'S embarrassing
Shall I hurl in some claims about his mental health deteriorating to balance it up a bit?
"I SAW HIM AT A BUS STOP EATING A CAN OF BAKED BEANS!"
When the fires are at last put out you presumably don't history remembering you as The Friend Who Thought It Was All A Bit Of A Laugh
why cant I play on my wii? why?
I fucked that up.
is that, basically guys, you should just treat me like you would any professional comedian yeah?
i'm gonna say some things that are pretty close to the bone sometimes, ok? and some really edgy material might pop up on the boards from me. but comedy is about trust, right? if you just trust me and let me take you on the comedy journey, we'll have a really great time, ok?
*at HMV. where i serve people various nintendo products and 3D films for minimum wage. classic
y'all with me?
Probably before you were born though.
What's the 4th?
and I play the Wii on the bus. I don't do any of that brain training shit though, just Mario and Kirby.
DO I MAKE YOU VOMIT?!
colour me impressed
I'm actually quite glad I don't know what I'm talking about. Gives me a bit more cool points, right?
probably the nerdiest thing I've seen all week
In that, it's designed for PARTYFUNTIMES and the like? Whereas the others seem to be designed for antisocial boys who would rather spend hours shooting things and pretending they're in Lord of the Rings. Which people really should be growing out of well before 25.
you just insulted all the SERIOUS GAMERS
*adjusts tie, checks reflection*
They're never in the computer games :(
Fuck right off
Really don't see why anyone should care about someone who uses a Wii, I for one would not like to be told I am an idiot for enjoying something.
who the fuck are these people to say such things, eh? fascists mate, that's who.
THE FUCKING THOUGHT POLICE.
it's enough to make you hit your kids.
actully. bloody actually.
can we use this thread to establish that anyone saying that anything isn't very good should probably just fucking stop now.
because some people might like that thing that is bing said to be bad and might think it is not bad but good.
do you know what i mean? and that's just not fucking gravy mate, cause people should be able to like what they like without cunts telling them otherwise, do you know what i mean?
so from now on, no opinions yeah? if you don't like a film, just keep it to yourself. because some people might like that film, and it's not fucking fair that they should be told that another person doesn't like it, because it isn't fair because they like it so much and want it kept good.
my cousin took our grandma to see avatar and she liked it even though she doesn't speak english
Everything else about it was fine in a 'eye candy with cheesy storyline' kinda way. But the use of Papyrus is unforgivable. Have the people who chose it never visited a cheap local cafe or walked past a 'holistic spa'?
I no longer feel alone in my anger
I don't get it.
i think it was mostly wishpig being a snarky little shit again and the spinoff thread questioning my sanity because i made a flippant thread about nintendo.
and the fact that nobody bothered to read this post
''i'm not being completely serious...it's a vague thought i had stretched out to absurd levels for a pathetic attempt at comic effect and a little fun''
surely all the 3d crap is done at the other end (filming etc) and you just have to put some glasses on, not by the tv.