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Cod liver oil
and I didn't even like it. FYI I borrowed my friends Necron army aswell
ooooh, chinny reckon
I've never even been to Edinburgh, or played Warhammer 40k. Despite work colleagues thinking I 'look like the type'
Is there any joy in your life?
I don't now whats wrong with some people.
coffee flavoured things
Even though I've never actually tried it.
The Maths Department
a) shush us for talking too loudly in the staff work room
b) talk stupidly loudly themselves
c) Send 10000000000 pages to print on the photocopier every day so no-one else can use it.
Apart from that, it's all good.
shucks will still have me.
Bollywood. Actually, any kind of musical.
with most hated at the bottom.
Marizpan Latin Music
Motown Mexican Waves
@ Old Shoe And JamRag, jar of olives on the door, 9am start
although I have seen some lovely work trousers which come with braces which I'm tempted to get, and which are only a few butch points away from dungarees.
Advocaat (the Dick)
Tomatoes, except on Pizzas
I don't think I'll ever like it. It'll always annoy me.
those films where an inspiring teacher turns rough kids' lives around
so much. Wafty jazz. Eurgh.
(Bit late with this joke)
I hate both.
are you gay or something? I can't tell.
'I keep it under a bit of a cloud of ambiguity'
It's the only way he feels "interesting".
Curb your enthusiasm
Her sister is quite selfish actually and too cloud cuckoolander. Both treat their dad really well though; she just worries that's all.
I think it's just she wants the kids to be more normal, like next doors. But then that would be boring and OH MY GOD IT'S A TV SHOW.
fawning music journalism
whispering in adverts
girls who stick their tongues out in photos
mindless fusion of classical and "pop" things for the sake of it
dogs with clothes
The people of Primrose Hill
4x4s in London
That chef on the telly
the vhs format
what are you, fucking five?
Everybody get up!
*touches outside edge of shoe*
"5ive megamix", I believe. Did they even do any others?
It always astonishes me when anyone over primary school age gets these things wrong. They're so basic that you can't really claim to be well-versed in English if you get them wrong.
Everything else I can get on board with.
Who are you, Stalin?
I don't think I've ever actually bough shortbread. probably never will.
is quite a distressing one.
Kill him. Kill him now.
people who have a lack of appreciation for olives, jazz and lord of the rings...
Also see: when they find out your real identity and then psych you out by making you choose between the lives of your parents or your girlfriend. That annoys me.
Any Blue Peter dog since Bonnie
Finding a red slip through your door when a postman's been too lazy to do his job
Not being able to tell anyone what I do because of the Official Secrets Act
The fact that I never had a pet tortoise as a child
The misspelling of Maltesers by people who think it has an "a"
The 3rd X-Men film, Ellen Page notwithstanding
Must refresh quicker.
Chemistry (The subject)
The thought of it makes me think yuck. I'm the same with a lot of dairy products though.
You missed the fact that it TASTES GOOD.
unless you're rubbing it on your moobs or something. Don't rub it on your moobs.
You can also get unsalted butter. You're welcome.
Incidentally, are we talking just actual butter here, or all margarine-style spreads?
And cheese spread.
I like chocolate spread though.
mushrooms - no probably about it!
the fact that they no longer show /I am too old to appreciate The Family Ness. Also Pinky & the Brain.
Life is unfair.
I like Nessie.
Any cheese that isn't mild cheddar
scratch that, i'm only surprised 13monsters hasn't said it yet. maybe he's sleeping.
Rein it in a bit yeah?