Edin Dzeko has written to City expressing his interest in joining them. Garry Cook does seem like the sort of person who'd fall for an email scam though doesn't he?
Tbf it would be a brilliant signing for City, if he settled quickly he could push them very close to the title.
Big Fat Sam might be taking Avram's job at West Ham. Sadly this seems like it might work.
Blackburn's owners want the club to be challenging for the top 4. They're willing to spend about £5m. So that'll go well.
Sir Alex tells Arsene to shut up. Those boys...
Woy doesn't feel under pressure at Liverpool. He should tell his face.
Gary Speed drops down the divisions, leaving Sheffield United for Wales. His first big idea is to get Giggs out of retirement. Because nobody better epitomises the commitment to the cause a new manager needs than Ryan Giggs with Wales...