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I just opened a box of matchmakers and noticed the inlay had a game called 'Lucky Landings' printed on it. Basically you stand a match stick up on it and guess which pattern it lands on, if you get it right you eat a matchmaker.
Then I noticed small print which reads 'Please act responsibly and carefully in order to avoid injuring yourself or others when playing this game. Young children should be supervised by adults at all times'
Which begs the question, short of shoving a matchmaker into the competitors eye what else could possibly go wrong *choking aside*