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Recipient : Female (don't really know them)
Budget : £7
Preferably something I can buy from Amazon right now.
Enough bottled water to fill bucket
that a generic female* would like.
*wishpig's gonna kill me...
it's a pretty darn gripping read.
I dunno....books? for secret santa?
It's the perfect book anyway. It's the kind of thing a 'non book' person will read and enjoy as well as a 'book person'. It's family/mother based but full of suspense and action, your generic female will lap it up.
Or just buy a bottle of wine like every other sucker. Your call.
Secret Santa gift IMO, as long as you know anything at all about the person so you know wether to get a classic, poolside, coffee table, etc. read
Baaaaaaaby.... I compare you to a kiss from a rose..
something from Lush?
£2 for a gift box
£1 for a bow
£2.50 for a card
which means you're going to have to wrap up an invoice telling her she owes you -£1.50
poorly wrapped up though. and if she doesn't like it tonight she can get out. i have one myself and it's ace
Sub-text: This guy got me a highly embarrassing present last year, and I have been fortunate enough to get him this time around. I want to get something that treads (or oversteps) the boundary between funny and mean, but its tricky trying to think of something that is sufficiently cruel to get some revenge, but not so cruel that everyone is just shocked and repulsed and demands to know who gave the gift for disciplinary purposes...
10 copies of Chumbawamba - Tubthumping
Oh wait, you wanted slightly cruel, not TOTALLY AWESOME
or take that calendar
or take that keyring
something to do with sodding take that
Failing that a lump of coal