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my extended stay at work is obviously a karmic punishment for infringing your copywright.
s I'll say about 4hrs MINIMUM. I was here at 7.45am :(
"C'MON THOSE UMBRELLAS AREN'T GOING TO DESIGN THEMSELVES YOU KNOW!"
(That is you who designs umbrellas right? This hasn't been a great DiS-day for me).
and that's exactly how it is in the office. We're already working on designs for the next rainy season in Africa. We see it as a key emerging market.
He glowers at your new blueprints and says 'SPOKES! THE LAST ONE YOU DESIGNED HAD SPOKES! ARE YOU WASHED UP GOWMAN? ARE YOU TOTALLY OUT OF IDEAS? NOW DESIGN ME SOMETHING NEW OR YOU'LL BE COMING IN TOMORROW IS THAT CLEAR?'
He then throws your new umbrella design in the bin and you walk out of his office stifling your tears.
you sexist racist pig.
That's the key point.
you can help to free umbrella designers like Gowman from the tyrannous gun-wielding cigar-chomping overlords (and overladies) who make their lives so miserable.
Please give generously."
However, we've come to realise they only fight when the weather is nice and they HATE getting their hair wet. However, it can get a bit 'fruity' in client/producer meetings.
They probably hate getting their fur wet.
and 40 minutes (roughly)
I have prosecco. It'll be okay.
I feel like I AM home.
and a partridge amongst the pigeons
Then I need to find a pub to watch the first half of QPR.
Then I need to DJ
THANK GOD. It's all gone wrong.