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Working on my robot
but why would anyone wear any other kind?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a road? A main toad.
That was apparently a Crimbo Cracker joke invented by a computer program or something. I like it.
What do you get if you cross a fox? Angry Fox
We have no milk: black KAZAAR.
I have lost my expenses!!!! Very, very sad.
i am very glad it is friday. last night i did pre-christmas things (getting music ready for christmas busking and making fudge for my grandparents).
I've got cherrios.
Eating it now. Mmmm so good.
like a bacon roll or some porridge with chocolate chips :(
I got the almost-home-time hunger shakes
I can only have toast with tea
I'd like to be having a G&T with some toast.
Unless he's in Melbourne in which case it's 'summer' like we have summer in the UK.
Just had our hottest November on record, but it's been a glorious 30 C today
I wouldn't like that. I like the seasons!
Melbourne's weather is hella unpredictable at times, probably because they have the wind coming straight off the Antarctic to contend with. They get lots of sun even if it's fucking cold, though.
That shit's fucked up. I like to have a winter, goddammit.
It was middle of July and the temp when I landed in London was the same as the temp when I left Perth
But so's going to bed before you've even finished work for the day
i'm living the dream!
They're the cheapest cereal you can buy.
And I was temping so I couldn't afford to not go in and even answering phones, I couldn't really elevate my foot.
So yeah: ice and elevation and strap the fucker up to the rest of your toes.
Did you record your band practice?
hopefully like the last 2 years we wont be coming back to the office.
that's our hope too.
i dont need the internet when i'm out and about.
- yesterday I had a rubbish day off so I resent being at work today
- the stupid barber cut my hair too short yesterday so now I look like Natalie Portman
Today I'm hoping one of my co-workers starts loudly giving his 'opinions' on yesterday's protest/vote so I can have an argument with him*.
* sit quietly in the corner, tutting
I need to get something out of the £13.50 I spent on this haircut
Part of me thinks it's a bad thing to happen and will help derail any possible discourse on the issue which may have occurred and that it will give 'the state' more reason to provide the police with greater power and resources, whilst allowing the politicians the opportunity to ignore the majority of peaceful protesters and thusly continue to fuck the country up however they please.
The other part of me is revelling in the possibility of someone punching a Met Officer, laughing at the reports of one officer being trampled by his own horse and gleefully watching the video footage of London in the grip of chaos with plumes of black smoke rising above the mob.
It also inspired me to listen to this song on the way to work;
(blind linked as I'm behind the oppressive workplace firewall)
there's a spare ticket if anyone wants it. I guess I should post this on the music board but whatever those guys are dicks anyway
Going to Manchester tonight. Will probably lose my mind.
This is good news, good news indeed.
DOES NOT COMPUTE!
explain to my confused head please.
Eating a meal with punters you wouldn't normally associate with.
Cancelled work lunch = being able to enjoy lunchtime.
The GF went as far as wanting to go on holiday on a particular date to avoid her work's christmas meal this year. They rescheduled the meal so she wouldn't miss it. MUCH LOLS.
which = being able to boozily insult your coworkers.
which = awesome.
and I fucking love lunch, so I do lap up the old work lunch oportunities :D
but they're a bunch of cunts.
I PLAN TO STAY HERE FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE
TONIGHT - BEING A TWAT
TOMORROW - GETTING NEW EYES
SUNDAY - KNOCKING ON WOOD
Then maybe on to a party in Rusholme.
Hoping some bearded weirdo off here has one on Saturday too...
M<ill party sounds bloody grat,. ut we don't arrive till late, and we're supposed to be seeing some bacnds in dry and then finding ther person who has the keys ot our flat, and being reunited with teh tiny dog of joy. But tomorrow?.... We are xmas marketting and then probably kekos xxxx
Tomorrow I'm hoping Nick has a party as I can't really do a night out so may just stay home if not. However I will try my best to come and meet you for a few drinks at least! x
I look haunted today, bad times.
i'm feeling alright.... didn't have THAT much did we?
a few chips and cheese for dinner. And I had wine :/
Also, our friend was feeding you placebo cocktails last night.
I'm considering going to the loo for a TC.
but yes. TC probably advisable. I need a BP, I think.
WHAT ARE THESE THINGS!!!!
Bet Xylo was all 'Fuck, Im knocking them back and I feel great, dont feel drunk at all. I! AM! A! KING!' before falling down some stairs, pissing at the feet of a bouncer, losing both his phone and his wallet and assaulting a phone box.
What's a 'TC'? Im hoping it's drugs shorthand.
tc is Tactical Chunder. Although I would actually like some drugs now, yes, as I've started to flag :(
(not drug related, although that is my emergency plan if theis afternoon gets hairy.)
it is working.
seven hours spent tidying up after feckless shit-munchers whilst jls plays in the background.
Have to DJ later - woo I guess
Tomorrow is admin day
Sunday is a flash lunch for my chum's birthday followed by a Mikey rayer. Great idea Rob
i will eat
German Market / pub / club smashup tomorrow. Sunday is a day of rest.