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on Buzzcocks. Don't dare say that you wouldn't.
Just in case Samantha Mumba comes round and demands a portion, here is the order I will do her in: arse, gob, arse.
And if I have any left, I'll do the arse again :D
but i can't so i shan't
She was born in the 90s. THE NINETIES.
I'm saying nothing else though.
so I can say with full confidence that I would smash that pasty.
That or some chocolate, or something. Not got any of either though. Got some stew. Might microwave it.
There's a vending machine downstairs and it's been empty for days. I suppose I've got some crisps, but I've already had a packet today. Got some chestnuts actually. Can you microwave them?
they may explode. My brother microwaved one of my easter eggs once. It exploded and burnt and I punched him in the arm.
Probably shoulda taken the foil off.
Out of interest, though, at what point did you become aware of the fact he was microwaving one of your Easter eggs? If it was pre-explosion, why did you not stop it? If afterwards, why did he admit to it? And so on.
so I ran to the kitchen (as ya do) and say my brother standing next to the microwave. I asked what he was doing and he said he wanted to see if he could microwave an easter egg but didn't want to try it on one of his as it may go wrong.
I HAD RAGE
you wouldn't get within 40 yards.
that you're probably right.
As if that's a name.
disagree with the OP.
Good to see she's brushed up since Eggnog HAMMERED her.
quite good there tbh.
where he mentioned her love of Frightened Rabbit to which she responded "yeah, but that's only a little bit of what I love, I like all types of music". You're not supposed to answer that way if someone's trying to highlight your influence hidden depths!