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Apparently 'Pardew' comes up as 'Raped'
at first i just thought it was a nickname that girls were using about me.
For years I assumed most girls were more forward than they turned out to be. Likewise, I thought I was giving off the wrong signals to guys...
it's not normally my style but it was too good an opportunity to miss.
not really many good connotations there :'(
This has meant, from signing texts off 'Theo', that when I mean to type 'then' I often end up writing 'theo'.
which I think is odd.
I actually text 'hooray' a lot.
The alternative they have is "hurrah" which I quite like.
It auto corrects to 'month.'
"Mine's a pint - be there in a month."
I'm forever texting people complaining about the mysterious 'fucking HOUR department.'
I love how any word that might be rude doesn't exist in the predictive texting, like they might get sued by someone who accidentally starts a text 'Beloved aunt' with a small predictive text mishap.
When you read through it now, it's basically full of swear words and things like "ARGH" and "Woolpack".
I miss it. It wasn't even fancy, just a Nokia instead of a shitty Samsung.
Every fucking time I tried to type out a swear word I'd have to spell it in the dictionary and save it. Then next time I went to type it out it wouldn't remember it.
We're talking about NOW man, not the past.
still stored on the phone. If you cleared the inbox, they were gone.
It's not just a rude word is it? What used to confuse me was that 'anal' would always come up first when cycling through the options.
Because if you try to type 'cock' you often get 'anal' first.
I don't know why you're bringing anal into this. You make me sick.
(I get coal when I try to type cock-i'm innocent)
What are you thinking of? Weirdo.
Kiss and lips is another good predictive text mixup.
You were the one who is typing cock and getting anal.
When what you're typing it and it gets replaced, it's ducking annoying.
Although Posie and Sonic are fine text based nicknames.
If you ever had reason to text her name the first thing suggested was Hefty.
It's where he lives.
Always come up as 'Woodshed'.
I usually leave it.
Maverick, aren't I?
People type some weird shit. Modern technology fails to predict said weird shit. The end.
Mine currently ALWAYS defaults to 'HATE' instead of 'HAVE', no matter how much I train it the other way. It learns for other words like it should.
Equally it sometimes decides that I'll will be H'll. Bastard thing.
"He must be wanting to inform the recipient about what H from Steps will be doing."
But its ok because I can type "Bright" then "on".
A much better adjective than 'shit'.
...that 'minster' is not in mine.