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think i might have done it just there....ah well.
I have never seen the 5th element, I'm watching it now and she is going to ruin it.Have rescheduled successfully.
Fifth Element >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sex.
That's perfectly cromulent.
friend of adams and claire.
I've probably had more luck in my 20 years than you ever will.
I can sit back and smile at the fact that you might be able to sit there and say these things, but really you're a fat cunt who will remain to be until the day you leave this world.
Emphasis on the words fat cunt aswell.cheers.
should i bring a chair?
on deckchairs sat chatting to each other
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good on you for the weight management though.
For the record I am not freckly at all and might sound a bit too posh - which to be honest I like.
accurate. You're really developing, maybe I was wrong. Probably not, but maybe there's hope for you yet.
Did I miss Chris's "one is not amused" thread or something?
so i've been told by the dissers i've met and the ones i've spoken to on tinychat.
how dare you talk with the accent you have. I will not put your down and call you freckly, take THAT!
200 pending further info (SexiLeaks)
and a follow up.
"sorry, must have mistaken me for someone else."
I'll see myself the fuck out.
the 5th element is pretty good so far, not better than sex with a average looking girl just yet.
you know, when Milla's wearing straps for a dress.
think you may have ruined the ending for me.
What did she say?
she was about 40 and I didn't much fancy having to pay her.
like meowington and i said in the last thread of this nature
i've never seen a thread like this where the result is hot, passionate sex.
Who told that story about being propositioned for a threesome by some seedy old couple. And that was it. And someone assumed allowed that he didn't take them up on their offer and he was like, 'Oh no, I did.'
I know it's not the same as LIVE XXX DiS ACTION but it warmed my cockles to know that someone stepped up to the plate of filth at the end of th[mixed metaphor ABANDON]
(just bone her rotten)
MTFU and JBHR
Doubt she was offended she is coming over later.
Just bone her rotten
WHY AM I SO STUPID.
Does teasing the various woefully undersexed men of DiS give you a little thrill?
But please, carry on.
You're stuck in that category now.
to live down to expectations then.
Thank you for your cooperation during this difficult time.
Note: "*puts manhood away*"
Do try to keep up.
oi! cheeky sod!
That's marriage for you, son.
i'll leave it at a simple: "you're actually wrong" and pray that you don't make further comment :)
I won't make further comment. I was only yankin' yer chain anyway.
i waqnt an update. have you boned her yet? (skelly, not you, though you can answer too)
she is not in a wheelchair.
However, I don't see what the attraction is now that she has full use of her legs.
they sometimes have a special hug to show how much they love each other.
skellywager didn't do this because he likes Milla Jovovich. The end.
That would have been much better.
Could you do this in all the other threads that I am trying to read?
Let's go with the top five.
Each top thread now contains a precis.
Instead I think I will just ramble on here for a while.
...is a rubbish film. Looks pretty amazing but is outrageously dull.
missed a few texts, got cheeky and asked her to stay in my bed and I will be back when I am done, she was not there...doubt she was pleased with the offer.
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU? JBHR!!
coining that phrase.
you're out of the club raan.