Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !
Quotes from Phoenix nights please, while I reminisce fondly.
I've been peter kay, good night AGADOO DOO DOO
I'm only tellin' you what the spirits're tellin' me"
best Phoenix Nights episode by far
and on the back Brain? thats not my club son. get rid of it. get rid of it now."
i'll break your legs
just you wait. The things I'm gonna do to you"
I'd forgotten how good Phoenix Nights was though (and how shit Road to Nowhere was). Should really get the first series on DVD again seeing as I lost my original copy.
"Come and get your black bin bags, they're on offer 'til December.
Come and get your black bin bags, they're long and black and slender.
Heavy duty black bin bags, no matter what your gender.
Heavy duty black bin bags, whether bi or straight or bender..."
If you're feeling rather hungry
There's a product you'll remember
Eat it hot or cold on Sunday
Or you can put it in a blender
With chips or with salad, it's corned beef
Even Buckingham Palace eats corned beef
Hey! Why don't you try corned beef hash?
Yeah we can, we'll put a woolly hat on it and say it's you.
It's from the second world war?
No, it were in Benidorme. He had a row over a sun lounger.
Ooh Kenny, get me zantac.
"Yeah, so do you"
"Ooh, that were below the belt"
"Well, you won't have felt it then"
"Oh, oh, why not go for the hat-trick, slash my tyres while you're here"
Get it a kebab!
You've pissed on your Mr Chips.
You took your Dad?
- that's how high fire can get! - "people getting loose, trying to get down off the roof! Folks were screaming, out of control, pandamonium. It was so devistating when the boogie" - which must be the American name for fire - "started to explode. Heard someone say burn baby burn, burn that mother down". Another child orphaned. Sick minds.
"Aye. Is he still pissing blood?"
It's like trying to play snooker with a length of rope, we know how frustrating that can be.