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'grit bins' could proliferate....they could have a duel role, as they would make a cheap shelter for a homeless person (or impoverished student)
I think that they should also have 'junk bins' where people put stuff they dont want and then others can check the junk bins out to se if there is anything in there that they might want/need.
Warming to this theme why dont they also put some large plastic yellow 'bread bins' on street corners....householders could throw out past its sell by date food that is still good but that they dont want.......students could then use the food in these and wouldnt need to buy it......this might help the students cos they need to save dosh on living so they can get their loans for fees to pay to the government (YES THEY ARE GOING TO GOV (if you look at the net results).......i.e. the gov cuts back on funds to unis...unis pass this on to students......of course one could establish the link that the students will have to go hungry in order to help fund bankers bonus's)
MAN DEM MAN DEM MAN DEM
Doin' it like a brother. Doin' it like a dude.
i have to walk about half a mile to get to the station in the morning. no a single square foot of my route is gritted. i'll do the bit outside my house but they can fuck off if they want me to do the rest.
I buy my own grit now then grit only the bits of road pavement that affect me. No state grit handouts for me.
and slipped over
do you carry a bag around with you and sprinkle it infront of you when you walk?
Rose petals in summer
like logs. then I lay across them all and the all roll over the same way and thats how I get to work.
That's going to be THE ONLY way to move around this season.
you were supposed to use that post in a thread about a news story about shipbuilding
it looked exactly like sand so I tasted it because I don't trust him. It tasted like sandy salt.
I'm running out of gritting anecdotes now.
(I keep a bag in the car) and a girl from another flat came out and I said "I'm the grit fairy!". She didn't smile.
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU TO MELT.
Only chucking grit instead of holy water.
i know 'GRIT GOBLIN'
Is that why he left?
Creaky is bullying him?
Oh creaky. Tut. Tut. TUT.
nah Im trying too hard
Chintzy Grit Bins.
Once again I am reminded of the wonderful versatility of your name.........whats your real name?
In fact he stayed as long as he did cos he liked it so much
him and foppyish.
i'm not blaming you for once.
realisation dawns slowly, realises I have been rude to meths.
forms proper apology
Sorry meths, I can now see that you were complaining about a thread smash (Im assuming)
I love you really (as long as you put back your old pic)
Please feel free to tell me to **** *** when I am being annoying though.
my picture is never changing again.
as ever, cheers.
I wasnt even being my normal annoying self
your 'smile' was one of the best profile pics ever :(
looking in to the middle distance for a moment before declaring it good quality and then you bang on the side of a truck and all the trucks drive off with grit in them.
You have a moustache.
'Now I know why you don't start many threads'.
'Hur dur by dame's Lauren and I smell of wee'.
Internal convulsive shakes.
(and I'm pretty sure it was cabbage)
not grit for us.
On the way back from the station the other day, some youths asked me if i'd like to be pushed down the big hill on a sledge. I said no thank you and then one of them said "can I hold your hand?" and then I picked up my pace and fell on my bottom.
"The Home Secretary said if the public wanted to stop terrorism, perhaps they should get off their lazy arses and chip in translating all these intercepted Arabic messages"
but wasn' there something about CCTV systems were going to be opened up so people could view them on their computers and help spot crimes?
It gets my full backing
if they continue to eliminate every function of Government, soon we won't have to listen to these fucktards every single day of our lives bleating their simple-minded rubbish. Won't that be nice?
suntan lotion bins
heavy coat bins (for when it's windy)
torch bins (for when it's dark. Is 'dark' a weather? Probably)
they probably have them in Japan.
DUNNO MATE. TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE?
So in this "big society" we have to grit our own roads but we still pay the same amount of council tax? Even though we're doing the council's work? What's "fair" about that.
I cunting hate the idea of a "big society". Proper bollocks it is.
Have some toast or something.
You need to be more specific/
The tax on alcohol?
police your own streets, and teach your own kids"
Does anyone have their own driveway?
I don't but one day my friend, one day.