I was usally an inn-keeper, wearing my mum's apron(?) and a tea towel. Once, I reached the heady heights of wise man, wearing a crown made of cardboard, foil, and glued-on Rowntree's Fruit Gums. I tried to eat them afterwards. It did not go well.
If you were Mary or Joseph, minus 100 cool points. Or plus 100 cool points. I don't know.