Try again, I'm sure I made a thread. Meths even posted a TERRIBLE band/cat pun in it.
Anyway. My colleague's parents are too old to look after their cat, they keep forgetting about it and locking it in rooms by itself. His sister's slightly overreacted, and wants to get it put down (this afternoon in theory, but I think he's talked her out of it)unless a new home can be found for it. It's 12 and regular hair length (shortish), black cat (or mainly black anyway), and a mix of indoor outdoor, although as it's getting on a bit, it'll be mainly indoors.
I would take it, but my cat hates other cats. The bitch.