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Let's put all the bitter xenophobia in THIS thread.
So, what have you heard/made up about Qatar?
and too fucking small to cope with the massive population influx
Oh wait, those aren't made up.......
it does get hotter the closer you get to a qatar
it'd still have fewer people per square mile than the UK.
I'll give you the first one, though.
don't order chicken. You will only get beaks. That's the only bit they eat.
"I love you baby, but not like I love my Qatar"?
or its drowsy-making cousin, Actifed
they persecute your womenfolk
would've preferred a Yorkshire world cup.
best thing to get rid of Qatar.
one more and you're off!
that it makes the ball move unpredictably through the air.
Can I have a T please John?
So how is [deleted for libel] going to travel there?
I'm going home
crowd goes wild, and then is imprisoned for exposure.
people that love Ken Hom
They're flat-out not allowed in, right?
Cos you won't be able to in Qatar
Anyone Can Play in Qatar
unlike the DiS boards.
sounds like Wakefield. I prefer the type of Qatar that I hack up.
Seriously though, fuck all of those football hating cunts.
Currently top of the indie charts.
That was the crucial part of the "joke" and forgot it...
there was lots of street-drinking
where Rio Ferdinand goes and pats a little boy from Soweto on the head or Jack Wilshere visits a gulag to see how far Russia has come. All the little kids in Qatar according to my factually muddied stereotyping are probably richer than Abramovich
I don't think they'll even be enough kids for a mascot per player.
and one of my friends event manages massive parties for them. Apparently they do party with aplomb, although I never saw any evidence of this in my legal deals, unsurprisingly.
Aplomb is such a silly word. I hate myself for using. I am self-harming here now, man.
I'm gonna try and use it the meeting I now have to go to (I'm not really supposed to speak - might be tricky)
They also were the first people to use the word 'flange' as a catchall term for an unknown part of a mechanical device.
HAHA! In your face, you foreigners!
Use the template next time, spamoids.
Used to play against them as EA All Stars and cane them like they cane their womenfolk
my uncle lives there. probably not in 12 years though.
hmm. still confused as to the choice really.
If the opposition wear red, you'll still be able to see them.
Have a ":D"
Cos they can't play football - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtHIa9AHgLk&feature=fvst
Qatarout of here!
Shame on you.
I'm determined to make this pun work. I'll keep trying.
So weve got a decent chance of getting to the knockout stages