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why would you ever admit to that? if you thought you got away with it, why not keep quiet about it?
He thought he'd kill the story.
broke the news in his autobiography and, being interviewed for 5 Live on the occasion of his 50th birthday two days ago, he was asked about it. He didn't just say "oh by the way, did you know I shat myself on the pitch during a World Cup game?"
"Oh by the way, I shat myself during a world cup game, TAKE THAT. AND I wiped my arse on your pitch ah hah hah."
it clearly doesn't matter what he says
Look at his little velvet owl face. :(