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Evidence: cold ankles, erect nipples, shivering
Likely outcome: death.
Evidence: rosy cheeks
Likely outcome: post-prandial nap
my office has stone walls, single glazing, and energy bill-concious thermostat operators.
i hope i've got that right.
my office is FROM THE FUTURE.
Single glazed windows and a radiator that doesn't work.
But marginally better than my old office, which had bare stone walls.
Jesus. I need to get some iced water.
especially given that today it was 36 degrees celsius outside.
In summer, I routinely turn on the small fan-heater that I keep at my feet.
Might go turn the fan on. Got sleeves rolled up and top buttoned undone.
you do the math.
Imagine if I didn't have boobs and I just had feet. That would be so weird.
but probably spend more on shoes
Evidence: I'm not cold
Likely outcome: probably carry on as normal
that make Britain great.
I am in a mood however as i havent had a cigarette all day as i have no money until tomorrow
but it gets cold there right?
except upside down.
That, and the accents are worse.
but my studio is approximately fuckingfreezing°C
Indoor scarf and gloves a necessity
Verified... and still we stay.
i hate cold people - they've been waiting for this to happen. all through the summer us hotties [sic] get to have the window open and now it's PAYBACK TIME.
also i just spilled water on my lunch. If you ever find yourself in this situation you should know that the handily placed olbas tissue will solve the immediate crisis but your sausage roll will taste funny.
It's warm enough to not wear a jumper though.
My feet are the only bit that's cold though, so shouldn't complain.
I bet they have the thermal camera on and think we're growing weed.
two bands that are likely to have a run-in with each other at some stage.
Just had a cursory glance at the FLC on Wiki.
6 albums and 4 comps in 14 years!
Sting's lot squeezed out 5 LPs, and 4 comps. But they've done 2 live albums.
But which band is best? There's only one way to settle it....
Evidence: I want to remove items of clothing
Outcome: Stepping outside in the cold is even worse
Evidence: seriously thinking about putting my fingerless mittens on, Bob Cratchit style.
Likely outcome: might consider a heavier knit sweater on days like these.
Mine: not at all.
Evidence: air con system
Likely outcome: leave the office at 6.
Evidence: I'm wearing a scarf indoors
starts a thread talking about his nipples, in the hope that we'll all do the same.
Mine: was really cold, now warm
Evidence: I turned the electric heater on.
Likely outcome: I hope I get snowed in at some point - but I hope it doesn't last as long as last year's snow HELL.
it's not fucking difficult meths, yeesh.
But I'm not wasting my time doing that.
*of course this applies only to male nipples. Mine are NOT the correct size for a lady.
I said mine are the correct size.
£2? 10p? one of those large £5 coins?
let her think what she likes.
It was a special edition. It cost £5 funnily enough.
Smile and nod.
I just wanted to know how big darcys nipples were. ffs.
Bus drivers are legally obligated to accept stamps as it bears the bust of the sovereign.
"you could try, but you'd be walking home"
"shouldn't have to"
Although if anyone admitted to having nipples the size of £5 I'd be horrified. Absolutely horrified.
thats if it does actually exsist of course.
if you're not going to use them?
38.61mm in diameter
oh fuck this. i need to send an important email.
Let's nip this in the bud before vicious rumours start spreading and people start calling me the 5p boy or something.
I only had a pound coin in my pocket. That's pretty much the correct size give or take a few millimetres.
just getting meows inevitable question out of the way.
We don't need to read this sort of filth on a social board.
in your case.
and I'll show you a liar.
Though calling you a boy would make me a liar.
its just done a 100m sprint over the boundary.
p.s. i now have a cup of tea.
I'm experimenting with advil because I have a neck strain and I would like it to stop hurting. because of the neck stiffness I can't look down to check on nipple erectness, and I can't just have a feel because i work in a glass box and people will see. I know how poor david blaine felt now. (and I will pre-empt whichever smartypants is likely to say it first by saying "yes, like a complete bell").
Likely outcome: Will be a bit chilly when I leave.
though in line with the thread:
Evidence: Wearing a cardi but that's all that is needed
Likely outcome: Will continue working as per usual.
apparently they're mediocre and wearing (what I imagine must be tiny) cardigans, but they're still working normally
Obviously in pairs.
so... meh. i am ill though.
boss has just taken asked to borrow for heater from my room.
Room temperature falling. Likelihood of death now incresead to 70%
inability to form a complete/coherent sentence
body shutting down
followed by the strong urge to sleep?
Isn't this typically like one of your nights out?
combined with falling off of chairs!...... oh wait. No, that's you.
warm junk = big junk
I'm not sure how I feel about this it has good and bad consequences.
Probably safe for work.
but thats why they are external and not inside your body. They need a lower temperature to produce your baby makin' bullets.
stay outside our body
Someone has been wearing their coat in here all day. But I've just taken my jumper OFF. I fully expect my co-workers' admiration for me to skyrocket.
no reaction so far
The cold is inhibiting their admiration centres
gonna put it back on
don't let that be lost
one of my hands still feels number.
please send whisky.
Tell him/her that his/her name is silly.
YOU'RE MY NUMBER 1