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has this been mentioned yet?
Any man with a wonky mouth is emphatically not to be trusted.
...and, yes, I'd definitely, definitely bang her.
plane crash or something?
...not to trust him.
Don't think I'm in with a chance though.
I genuinely have a hard time understanding how anyone can find Lembit Opik in any way attractive (money aside of course). I mean, that jawline of his, ffs.
He broke his jaw in an accident, so I feel some kind of weird need to protect him from further such accidents.
He is quite charismatic, too (in my opinion).
is because he's always seen with attractive females. Pussy multiplies.
I cba to bump it these days after having to spell. it. out.
I think that we definitely need a button for obvious pun, in joke, reference or innuendo.
the vast majority of women are attracted to personality, confidence, success and money. Basically a man who can offer them security and lots of nice holidays and presents etc along the way.
I have found this out the hard way, you see I always thought being a beautiful loser would get me through.. what a fucking naive idiot
yes, i am a miserable single bloke, so i'm one to talk
people need to get a life
I like her boobs.
...always seem to look happy before the inevitable slimy combustion 18 months later.
Don't think his relationships are ones to bet on, frankly...
And chuffed as he'll be with his efforts.
The half-your-age-plus-seven rule exists for a reason.
See also: Chris Evans & Billie Piper.
I better go look at a picture of Paul Newman for ten minutes to erase that body from my eyes.
my mum buys paul newmans salad dressing just because it has his face on it
Plus, he seemed like the nicest bloke on the planet.
I'm gonna backspace the fuck out of this thread before I go even gayer.
That's one of the hottest photos I've ever seen. Swoon indeed. Thanks.
Even if he was the nicest man on earth and I got along with him really well, I would not be able to look at his face. I'm sorry but I am too shallow.
people really need to look at themselves and how awful they obviously are themselves to be making such comments about people they dont even know!
Good job you posted it twice; I couldn't quite believe it first time round... ;)
james nesbitt looks great with all that hair!
(I'm just amusing myself with these references now. Sorry, everyone)
AND I'LL DO THE JOKES
snakes in the grass. make out like they're the only ones in parliament you can trust then go round banging wannabe wags, european prostitutes and climbing into bed with their worst enemy.
at least you know where you stand with lazy striking labour and cruel ruthless tories.
It's going on Twitter.
and have nothing against him.
But I will say this. If I was 45 and going out with a 21 year old I would feel like a complete fucking tool.
You'd be too busy getting blowies in your beemer outside broadcasting house to give a shit about anything else.
I'd say it was more 'beamer'
That's about all I've got on that.
in fact I'd probably parade around with her on a beach in full view of the paparazzi just to rub everyone else's noses in it.