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Apart from dukebox, he's cool.
No really how old are you?
thanks babe x
I know I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my heart. I feel... thin. Sort of stretched, like... butter scraped over too much bread. I need a holiday. A very long holiday. And I don't expect I shall return. In fact I mean not to.
38 in 2 hours and 33 minutes.
Had a fun day.
give us the deets in a weekend fred or the monday morning fred.
write that down lads
your profile has you as 22
Youngest so far (not 21 until June)... until grouchland gets here...
30 next August. Balls saggin low.
i feel vaguely uncomfortable now.
And I'm cooler than I was when I was 20. So there!
an insult to harman_kardon. I was just saying!
Look at his profile picture, he's going bananas
I'm absolutely livid.
Address c/o M15... :-)
nice and symmetrical.
You've not even got one axis!
I couldn't bring myself to mention it. Good job someone's got standards they'll stick to.
may as well be dead
The average life expectancy for a male in the UK is 77, that means more than a quarter of my life is probably over.
fancy sucking a young cock?
officially 24 1/2 on December 10th
^my actual age in binary. Exciting times.
When I'm one zero zero zero zero zero zero!
still get ID'd for cigarettes and going to the pub. cashback.
*garden spade in homebase.
Suppose I've gotta have something to aim for in life. Seems attainable.
not sure what the point of it is exactly, but keep up the good work
although Theo thinks I'm 50 and Meths thinks i'm 30.
We think he's 50.
To be fair, I didn't think you were 50 when I met you!
And as it is.
because I tell outrageous lies about it all the time.
Supposed to be a combo of higher & lawyer, as if lawyer istelf were a combo of lower and lawyer. FAIL
let's all mourn our loss for a while and then move on.
You get nothing for a pair...
You're a good man.
does that bemused smiley mean something in c+++++ or summat?
what it's really like working in a shoe shop
Sorry, major fuck up.
not many DiSladies make the half-your-age-plus-7 cut ... good job that's not what I'm here for eh?
29 a week today
which means because i live in glasgow, im halfway through my life.
I like it.
unless told otherwise. Plus 30s not that old. I bet I become 30 really soon without noticing it and it will feel like I've just typed this...
AND I'M GOING TO A HOUSE PARTY THIS EVENING, HAHAHAHAH.
you can all worship me now.
i was cooler when i was 17
Exactly this time last week I was in a supermarket and the bloke was refusing to sell me alcohol cos I didn't look old enough. Mind you he sniffed the guy behind me's banknotes and then shouted "NO!" so maybe he was just insane.
Thinking I'm an adult, but still a massive teenage douche!
and should be doing something better with my teenange years.
'I'm 15 years old and I already feel it's too late to live. Don't you?'
for a good six months, that one moment ruined the entire album for me
The Bill & Ted Generation is dead.
Borderline "I'm too old for this music" territory. I was at a gig last night (The Acorn) with a lot of balding and bearded people and felt more in my element.
i'm 24 in march. that's halfway to 30 and i've done nothing.
i'm 25 in January. that's halfway to 30 and i've done nothing.
but that's around 3/4 of the way to 30.
yeah sorry ok
I was achieving while I was in the womb