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I just saw someone say 'perfetic' on a FB status. I'm in stitches.
it took me a while to work out it was that retarded.
the internet is depressing, it reveals the mass stupidity in the world.
'You must be perfishant in Autocad'
alot - fuck off and die!
definately - you use that word every fucking day! and you use it wrong! Die!
beggining - DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
I hate opening my emails sometimes.
Sorry for making the world a worse place
that apparently sells 'Jamacian' food :-)
that has "carribean" spelt 2 different ways in the shops 2 logos.
that example did make me :D though
CYNTHIA PLASTER CASTER - “Talking Dick and Tit":
Cynthia makes plaster casts of rock stars' penises. She’s been doing this since the Swinging 60's, when she was a shy young virgin, hot for British rock bands. Casting cock was the logical solution for Cynthia and her best friend to get into the hotel rooms of their Beloveds. Cynthia will be dong a spoken word performance on Saturday in Crazy Horse.
"intense and perposes"
"I'm a MASSIVE fan of exuality, being a transexual"
on a cv.
Wtf is "tacked" meant to be??
what word is that even trying to be ? Perfectionist ? Professional ? Confectioner ?
However, these people always claim to be dyslexic. Stop giving dyslexic people a bad reputation, you shit-brained fuckfarts.
I was IM'ing back and forth with a friend and used the word chump twice but hit the o instead of the p both times. We have used the word chumo in place of chump ever since, going on three years now.
"what a chumo"
'There SHIT FACT'
Also, does it bother anyone else when people use asterisks to censor their own swear words? I think that's pretty much my number one stylistic pet peeve.
Due to the inclusion of the asterisk, however, I have literally no idea what that word could be.
perhaps that person missed out a coma and meant to say "there, shit fact" if there was a shit fact somewhere nearby.
And then I realised it was Friday night and I was pondering whether to correct a casual error made by someone I've never met before in my life, on the internet.
I've got an excuse, I have work tomorrow and I'm sick so it's ok for me to be doing such sad things on a Friday night, right?.....Sigh.
And that's a perfectly valid excuse!
WRECKS MY HEAD.
yet when I'm typing and stop paying attention my stupid subconscious writes the wrong one and I don't check before I send and I feel stupid. It's my subconscious's fault, honest.
Or use your eyes. There their for a reason.