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I just found out there's a nursing home near me called Swallow Wood.
I just watched this
whilst a colleague was having a 'difficult' phone call. i crack myself up.
(it was more a chuckle to myself than a laugh)
out of curiosity. So, that.
then, i ruined it by describing it "not really like two spoons, but more like a oven mit wrapped around a pot handle".
i had to leave the room to stop both us laughing so much we were sick.
which I didn't mean to ^ This.
I've no idea where it's from but I nearly choked on my coffee.
Desk lol indeed
I'm compiling a list of engineering work that's happening this weekend for the telephony company I work for. One of the descriptions for the work I've been given is 'hardening'.
my other half put a jacket over my head, tickled me so I fell on the floor and then farted in my general direction. We laughed LOTS.
my cat was cleaning herself and fell off the windowsill
Laughed far, far too much.
I read a post about two ducks doing it. Far more amusing than it should be.
<insert standard clause about not really wanting to have gone and being dragged, etc>
Anyway, there's a line at some point where Ron gives Harry a wand whilst they're both sitting on a bed and says "It's nothing special, just a Blackthorn, ten inches".
A guy a few rows behind me fell first - had obviously made the trying-to-keep-a-straight-face mistake. Must've been a couple of minutes before he managed to stop, during which time it had kind of spread all around the cinema. I'm not sure the children quite understood.
leading me to mis-type Dicko's name last night
Think the vodka may have helped
COS WINTER HATES YOUR FACE!!