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Dane, you're out of your mind.
Have I told you / the internet my excellent Croydon based Dane Bowers story before?
Its not actually that amazing unless you were there, but try and picture it.
I went to school on the main road between Croydon and Sutton, and at home time every day, there was a huge scrum of kids at the bus stop across the road outside school. Also, at the same time, a stream of kids come out of school and cross the road at the crossing meaning the cars all have to stop, sometimes for quite a while.
So there are approaching a hundred kids at the bus stop packed onto a narrow pavement, and this stretch limo pulls up and stops to let the kids cross and kids being kids everyone is like "oooh check you out!". I look through the open rear window and sitting there is Dane Bowers.
I shout, "HEY LOOK EVERYONE!! IT'S DANE BOWERS!!! OI DANE, YOU'RE A CUNT MATE!!!".
The funny bit - without even flinching or moving his head from facing directly forward, the window slowly moves upwards until shut. Classic stuff, just no reaction at all.
With kids still crossing the road the limo can't go anywhere, so kids are banging on the windows and the bonnet shouting "FREAK ME BABY!" and various insults.
I can't imagine what its like to be Dane Bowers.
I said the MAIN road bitch!
Also, that's NOT jordan, is it??? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3235607/Dane-Bowers-is-arrested-over-alleged-drug-dealing-at-cage-fighting-events.html
dont beleive it.
“Bowers appeared in the follow up TV show to Totally Scott-Lee, called Totally Boyband, in which five boyband members from past groups were modelled into a new singing act called Upper Street. The group featured him alongside Lee Latchford-Evans of Steps, Jimmy Constable of 911, New Kids on the Block's Danny Wood and S Club's Bradley McIntosh. The series commenced on MTV in the UK in September 2006, but their first single charted at Number thirty five and the group subsequently disbanded.”
but then I realised that was Blue.
No one complained or said anything. But can you remember what any of the other members of Another Level looked like? Yep: Blue. They just got Anthony Costa in as a Bowers lookalike.
As such he takes part in our fantasy football league, he's average.
The place re-opened as a non-alcoholic pub called Another Level.
It also closed.
Being arrested for something as lame as meow meow dealing? or being arrested in CROYDON? tough call. Bx
and taking the piss out of him late one night, so he got his bodyguards to come and get them out of bed and mace them at about 6 the next morning, before poncing in himself and giving them girly slaps once they were incapacitated? Yeah? Thought so.
And I made a similar comment in one of the other threads just now... but seriously. I still cannot read about 'meow meow' or 'M-cat' being seriously described as a new designer drug without thinking that Chris Morris MUST be involved with this, somehow.