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The dishes are piling up luv and my work shirts aren't going to iron themselves.
Lazy, lazy women.
(obviously only if i'm in a long committed relationship with said person)
and take your chances, though, wouldn't you?
it looks like a gaping maw.
do not want.
unless you want one of an angry looking dog?
come to papa.
Goatee template, amazing!
I'm gonna get a vajazzle though
"Come on, get those fucking teeth out of the way."
Friday is Smutday
...walked away from my laptop for a while and came back to see all sorts of horrible smut below.
I count this as an achievement.
":D come here big boy." meowington | 18 Nov '10, 15:35 |
No, of course, not.
I'm not just going to let an opportunity like that pass me by.
MONEY PU$$Y WEED BITCHES
UR DOIN IT RONG
WE WILL GO TO THE CAT OF THE YEAR SHOW 2010.
1st prize; lifetime's supply of pink salmon and double cream
I was drinking milk as I read that, btw
Clearly it would be all about me.
"Only ME" when I call someone.
It's a sad thing being born a narcissus.
Could just be my brain though.
which to be honest, isnt that hard.
When you said "so good at it", I read that to mean "pussywhipped".
but i can sense the ironing skills jealousy.
Stand back love, I'll show you how it's done.
and while you're at it, here are a few things of mine that need ironing too.
Keep this sort of thing to the other thread.
When that happens, I'm oot.
rather than standing over you?
You probably wouldn't do a very good job without male guidance and instruction anyway.
There are far more unsatisfied women out there then there are men. And that's because men have this preconceived notion that they know it all.
I can't believe you've started getting all serious in this thread.
(defo NOT what i'm doing tonight...)
be round at 7.
but I'm taking you up on your offer to do mine.
is my dinner on yet?
what i'm really thinking is, "i really would like to get a dark wash on before tomorrow."
And that's white, white, white.
(This is a reference to a bread advert from my childhood, not a sudden outburst of rascism, by the way).
We've been faking.
Not in winter when I'm wearing a jumper over my shirt.
Take your pick as to which word.
Let me take that back, Darcy. You're a good bloke and comfortably endowed.
If anything I get grief for my head being massive, so that photo is a welcome break from the norm.
It's been up a few days I think. Was going to play it cool and wait for people to notice. But I'm just not that guy! :D
thursday is hoover night.
it's none of my business really... I'd just hate to see you get another black eye from the misses.
You with the quiff and meths with the spousal abuse. My day couldn't get any funnier.
you gals can do the rest.
Sounds fair right?
They, quite rightly, stick to menial, unimaginative tasks. Such as picking up dirty socks.
Ahhh God bless Bikram yoga.
3. washing up
according to this thread.
and you men could do all three yourself!
I never do the washing up.
My sink is too low, I always get a bad back after washing up for too long.
that's just crazy talk.
6. hair straightening, on occasion (coooeeeee, darcy! *waves*)
You're supposed to jump to his defence, not deflect with light-hearted comments!
I just haven't found out what it is yet.