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Feels a bit gutting when you realise everything you thought you were you were not.
As I have neither apples nor jam in my flat.
in my head i was imagining apricot jam.
I don't think apricot jam would work. CRABLIN!
It fitted in best with my 'abortive tart attempt' theory.
please do weekly instalments to answer the questions of DiSers etc
i can't commit to a weekly output though.
Can you do a video to answer the question "how to live morally in this so-called "postmodern" society?"?
vocally i mean. You would need somebody to help me.
Not bothered about the rest of the song, just those harmonies.
Crablin, could you please do an installment letting us know which way your bedroom window is facing?
Ribena and Robinsons seem to think it's a workable combination but I've never been sure outside of the cordial arena.
Source: Me, 1990-2010
Who is the lady filming? I feel a bit sorry for her as you called her a fucking idiot when she was standing in the light. She should have popped an apple segment up your bum.
my housemate came in and stood in the light. he also shouts "cock" at one point. we're pretty mature in my house.
I like your work.
I no longer feel sorry for this lady. But wait, do they post on here? Didn't they find it a bit weird that he wanted them to film him eating slices of apples with jam on?
slices of apple with jam on? (the new way of saying dinner?)
That'll make it all better.
and it was the first time I realised you weren't about 45. I think I must've confused you with Brainlove.
He's just signed Slices of Apple with Jam on to Brainlove Records.
Amazing to think that, wherever this young lady is tonight, she has no idea that hundreds of people have been talking about her all day.
We're all aware of who the real star is: SOAWJO
I'd be so flattered that so many people were talking about it. I'd wanna know.
Did you tell the camerawoman this was for an internet forum?
She was paid accordingly.
Or I've not been on since yesterday evening because I went out.
This is a nice thread! Someone is a cynic here, but it SURE AINT ME!!!
you should probably review that sometime
but it's now four years out of date.
...you ate snow once.
The tone sounds like you could be presenting Masterchef only then to drop in "That's fucking disgusting" and "cock". Good for a giggle
Cheddar and strawberry jam being the preference
if that counts
A potato waffle with a chunk of Galaxy chocolate melted on top. Stunning, stunning stuff.
Makes me miss pretzel flips.
Sweet and savoury should rarely meet.
Ham and pineapple - YUK
I can't actually think of anymore examples but I'm certain they'll all be YUK
*hopes you don't have some kind of speech impediment*
A very worthwhile use of time