My new neighbour came round last night and as a gift she brought
slices of apple with jam on. I think she fancies me. Short of putting a milk bottle on her door handle and ringing her bell, i'm not sure what to do. Advice?
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You think that her bringing you slices of apple with jam on means she fancies you?!
It means she's mentally fucking ill son. Steer clear.
Slices of apple with jam on??
I think she thinks you're a wasp.
:D
Fucking hell that's a lot of thises
probably too many if anything.
The Day Today: jamming the wasps from the pure apple of truth.
Slices of apple with jam on?
YES, SLICES OF APPLE WITH JAM ON
i think she may be a vegan.
Still, its a very odd gift
Stay away from her.
In that case steer clear
LET'S GET THIS RIGHT
SLICES
OF
APPLE
WITH
JAM
ON
GARLIC BREAD?!
JAM
fail
no chance, arse candle
shut it you fartbucket
J
A
M
Slices of apple with jam on?
Are you demonstrating visible symptoms of scurvy?
Slices of apple with jam on?
i think she thinks you have a fructose deficiency
Sorry, did you say apple with Jam on?
There's a French school in kensington.
:D
^yup, can't believe this never got recognition
Slices of apple with jam on?
I think I know who it is.
Slices of apple with jam on?
you didn't eat them did you?
Is she German?
They eat it a lot out there.
Not German
JAMON
Did you mean to type jamon?
Like, Spanish meat?
Apples and jamon. That might be better.
fuck
I was two minutes late to this.
Now probably three minutes.
apple and salmon is alright
was it slices of apple with salmon?
apple and salmon?
eurgh. Seriously?
No one would have apple and salmon
unless they're nutty and follow it up with a desert of slices of apple with jam on.
i've had it in salads
it's alright
You've eaten a salmon salad?
Check out Captain Posh Lunch over here.
bit rich coming from Dr. World Cuisine isnt it?
^who rattled corporal chip butty's cage?
wi' jamon?
*sha'mon
like MJ
Slices of apple with jam on?
Get in there, son.
what punchline did the spanish bob marley fan accidentally say in the popular joke?
"slices of apple with jam on?"
how do you like them apples?
With jam on.
*in
I think that the apple is meant to signify your ‘seed carriers.’
And the jam is meant to be the soft, red flesh of her vagoo.
:D
I think she's probably a DiSser
It wasn't me.
I don't like apples or jamon.
Turn up to her house with just an apple
and be like "thought we could smear the jam on something else". Then just start smearing it all over her living room walls until you are asked to leave.
I suggest taking a spactular or a palet knife for ultimate smearing
not that I've done it or anything.
spactular
Do you use a Jowie knife too?
Don't you?
MASSIVE :-D
...
"Yeah, these walls are gonna need some decent prepping, couple of cracks that need filling in, but I reckon I could have the whole thing covered in jam by.....tomorrow?"
Pink Lady?
Cox?
Is it ain't Granny Smith don't touch her...
slices of apple with jam on?
have you ever read the popular childresn book, "Apple Pigs"?
JAMSMASH
She made me eat one whilst she looked around my house
*robbed my house
oldest trick in the book the ol' jamapples for a quick, easy robbin'
shoulda been an apple with butter, they like it on Masterchef
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjckqAU8IkM#t=1m51s
No-one's asked yet, but
do you fancy her?
Remember that she knows where you live..
we need to clear up if it's slices of apple with jam on them first
No...
She invited me to her house-warming party on saturday. It's gonna be a preserve-related orgy, i just know it.
like the idea of people doing lines of marmalade and smoking orange shread.
Don't forget to take the slices of lemon with mustard on
Can i just confirm it is slices of apple with jam on?, cheers
Slices of apple with jam on?
Is that the first time you've met her? Because if it is, I don't know why you'd think she has a wide-on for you and wasn't just being neighborly. Better drop off some pumpkin smeared with Nutella just in case though
hehe
'wide-on'
How old is said neighbour?
if she is over the age of 20 she should be shot.
she's 93.
bit harsh.
I'm guessing around 22
hmmm
It's a close call but I really think that's an age where one should have a reasonably well developed sense of What Foods Are Appropriate To Take To A NEw Neigbour As A House Warming Gift.
Therefore: shoot her
'Slices of apple with jam' on is the best sentence I've heard today.
Is she a child?
Fuck.
Apostrophe fail.
it's a quotation mark, actually
you're welcome
Slices of apple with jam on?
I hope you asked her what the fuck she thinks she's doing.
SOAWJO
SOAWJA > ITAOTS > HTTT > MPP
lovely stuff.
Slices of apple with jam on?
What kind of jam?
strawberry
the apples were fucking rank. i think she thought she'd cooked them or something.
I say go for it!
Jam on her apples
Just nipping next door to deliver this baguette with bread & butter pudding on. Hold the fort, will you.
I must look like a maniac at my desk
I'm trying to stifle splutters of laughter and failing pretty spectacularly.
SLICES OF APPLE WITH JAM ON!
What a maniac :D
In America they call it jelly. That's all I have.
Slices of apple with jam on?
SLICES OF APPLE WITH JAM ON???
are you sure that it wasn't blobs of jam with apples on them?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VJ_qDZAeDTQ/S8UWNDbSAvI/AAAAAAAAACs/w5L37z-RZkc/s1600/DSCN1062_932.JPG
No.
i appreciate that this picture includes cheese
but google image search turns up 0 accurate results for "slices of apple with jam on"
There's a bloody good reason for that...
i.e. because as a healthy snackette option, it is NOT socially acceptable.
?
http://i654.photobucket.com/albums/uu264/Niths/Apple4.jpg
Apple? Mozeralla? Chutney?
this sounds like a Rhod Gilbert thingy.
SLICES OF APPLE WITH JAM ON?
Or is it just a sainsbury's basic fruit cake?
i once had some jam on some toast. I didn't care for it much.
SLICES of APPLE with JAM on
SlIcEs Of aPpLe wItH JaM oN
SLICES OF APPLE WITH JAM ON
S L I C E S O F A P P L E W I T H J A M O N
slicesofapplewithjamon
great thread.
I had a feeling it was you
nah, i'm all about slices of cheese with lemon yoghurt on
i'm not some kind of crazy person.
After reading this thread, I really fancy something to eat.
Think I'll go and have a wasp
no(sp)
also you really shouldn't finish a sentence with a preposition
slices of apple with jam on?
Slices of apple with jam on?
She is just playing you.
If she really wanted a go she would have brought Dab Bars with gravvy on.
Dab Bars?!
Obscure name for fishfingers?
*Dan
or stingers.http://www.partyplayhousedirect.ie/products/images/3604-3.png
S
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I
C
E
S
S
fuck.
the pressure just gets to you, doesn't it?
i feel ya, bro
S
S
S
S
S
O
F
A
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L
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shit
SOAWJO?
SOAWJO!
this is how it feels
meowington, when are you going to fuck foppyish?
The sexual tension is starting to make my polyester shellsuit give off static shocks
Seriously, why does everyone think this is going to happen?
more of a meths girl eh?
Join the club.
Literally - there's 2 main ones: Smeetlemania and meth addicts. Although meth addicts is really more of a football-style firm of middle-aged men that go around starting fights with harru fans (Harru-cane Warning)
Its definitely Smeetlemania.
You're ruining this thread for me.
i disagree.
slices of smeetle with jam on
slices of smeetle with meth on
I only decided to post it there to fuck up your funk.
It's a kind of humour cock-blocking
Its a form of cock-blocking, for sure
He stops talking to me for a few days whenever anyone mentions this.
What a wuss
He's probably already run down the stairs, hailed a taxi and flown away in an airplane like that Big Train sketch
You win some, you lose some
NEXT!
i imagine the pair of you making out.
covered in jam.
sticking apples up each other bums of course.
Thats a bit much
is it me and foppyish or me and lucien OR lucien and foppyish?
I'm not involved. I'm gay, for the purposes of this exercise
indeed you are.
see below.
i had it as bamos and lucien,
but you can put in whoever you like. like a sort of championship manager...
I'm hetero, for the purposes of your exercise
i'M WATCHING YOU exercise. You look good.
CapS WhaT.
dont worry,
so's bamos.
I'll try to keep a league
think you can mantain a "league" luce?
My name isn't Luce.
I'm leaving, for the purposes of this thread
Sounds more like Daniel Kelly's cup of tea
apple tea?
DanielKelly's strictly vegetables
he's not into fruits
^not my words
DanielKelly's Strictly Vegetables
presented by Bruce Forsyth and DanielKelly
:D
this sounds cool
I'm not sure now I feel about this being in a thread that is now going to be regurgitated ever so often FOR EVER.
I feel fine about it
you would
WHEN YOUR WORLD'S JUST APPLES AND JAM
:D
in tears :-'D
Oh.
I thought this was somewhere else when I ^this'd it. Damn you, threadsmash. *shakes jammy fist*
me too
APL
Slices of apple with jam on
Slices of apple with jam on
Slices of apple with jam on
Slices of apple with jam on
Slices of apple with jam on
could've saved a bit of confusion if he'd titled the thread appropriately
SOAWJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't need to say any more!!!
SOAWJO?
Some interesting and thoughtful points raised and elucidated here.
Slices of apple with jam on?
That sounds delish.
JAPPLES
Slices of apple with jam on?
How was this delicacy presented? Was it on an appropriately sized plate, or just fanned out across her bare hands?
*breasts
Also: "Short of putting a milk bottle on her door handle and ringing her bell, i'm not sure what to do"
Am I the only one who has no idea what this means?
yeah
I assumed it was some kind of sexually agressive scottish slang.
^ this.
:D
I am also unfamiliar with this method of getting laid
Hi
You're the only one who read that far I think.
You're not alone
jizzing on her doorhandle?
I think this might lead to him ringing her bell.
it means he'd like to have sex with her
jeez
Is the milk bottle to collect his semen?
SLICES OF APPLE WITH SEMEN ON?
FUCK YOU ALL.
Did you never do this kind of asbo-inducing tomfoolery when you were young? It only works on front doors with door handles obviously, but the lols when the unsuspecting resident opens his/her door to be greeted by falling, then smashing, milk bottle is quite wonderful.
What happens after the bottle of milk smashes?
Do you sleep together after you've taken her to the hospital to have the shards of glass removed from her feet?
*minge.
Yes. RAW.
I hope you took one
Affected a French accent and said "Jamapple Reckoning"
:D
SADPUNK
TOMATRON
Slice of apple? I've got some jam somewhere...
Hey Sadpunk, I'm eating an apple right now
It's crisp and sweet. Oh no, the juice is running down my chin! Oops ;)
I'm putting a milk bottle on a door handle right now...
:')
ActuaLOL
Who wants to start this band with me?
I can just hear Jools announcing it now.
SOAWJO!
I only just got this joke.
Just nipping next door to deliver this aubergine with bovril on. Hold the fort, will you.
"Hold the fort, will you"
Does this mean what I think it means?
I think it menas
"hold my cock"
That's what I thought.
This thread is making me hungry...
all I have in fridge is a couple of apples (sliced) and some jam.
Not much you can do with that thought. Fuck it.
You have apples in your fridge?!
Are you mental?!
The thread title sounds like one of those party games where you have to remember what everyone's said:
"My new neighbour came round last night and as a gift she brought..."
"...a kitten"
"...a kitten and some lederhosen"
"...a kitten and some lederhosen and some slices of apple with jam on"
except no one would ever say some slices of apple with jam on, because it is stupid
Is this supposed to say jamon?
Like Serrano ham or summat? If not, that's a bit weird.
Actually even that would be weird. Are you writing from Broadmoor?
JAMPLES
AM
SAMIE JAMPLE!
:D:D:D
what the fuck
slices of apple with jam on
keep up
samples of jam with lices on
slices of lice with jam on
lices of jam with apple on
slices of lices with jam on
Slices of apple with jam on? What's next?
MARMALADE FOR LUNCH?
Just when you thought you "knew" food
this has really changed the game
Food of the year, for me
Print out this thread and pin it to her front door
like the 95 theses.
*95 this's
WORK WITH ME PEOPLE
WE CAN DO THIS
NO PROBLEMS
http://bit.ly/d1kaHR
and the jam ain't one
http://eil.com/images/features/blog349626.jpg
http://manzanoproductions.com/uploaded_images/jayapple-780119.jpg
:D
64!
Oxo_foxo is the 75th one, I think...
not sure though.
OH WAIT NO,
oxo_foxo is the 80th. I AM THE EIGHTY-FIRST.
94 now
So close...
I'm the 69th too.
Wahey!
Why the fuck did I count all of them? Twice?
That's 105 you idiots.
We're going to have to start again.
Has anyone updated the DiSisms page yet?
Slices of apple
with jam on
http://tinyurl.com/2ub77dn
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU APPLES
SMEAR THEM IN JAM.
"It is remarkable how closely the history of the apple tree is connected with that of jam"
SLICES OF APPLE
WITH. JAM.
...on them.
(!)
them
wtf?
on their own?
so bland
Good spread, would eat again.
for fuck sake
whats so hard to get here?
slices
of
apple
with
jam
on
?
no, the handle doesn't come into it quite yet, he's going to put a bottle of milk on that later
terrible posting, sorry everyone
i liked it
thanks bro
you're apologising for a low quality post, in *this* thread?
Oi!
I've made a Thoreau reference and everything. Plebs.
fair point
SPREADSMASH
SOAWJO boy.
I know some SOAWJOs in here
where they at?
where they at?
If your flat's in my hood
Then I'm checkin on ya
bringin some sweet apple slices with me
I'll bring some SOAWJOs
that is what I'm bringin with me
I don't need to make dough, cos the apples are sweet
(almost works)
feel weird now
I think soawjo sounds quite nice, so long as the apple hadn't started to go brown
I like to make miniature cheese sandwiches, substituting the bread for sliced apple.
how'd you like them jamples?
to be fair if she had bothered to make pastry they could have been nice little tarts
she was the nice little *abandon reply*
yeah she sounds pretty lazy.
Maybe she made the jam herself
That's what I was thinking!
She was maybe hoping to make a nice little tart or a pie but forgot to get the pastry, and thought she may as well just go for it anyway. Awww.
She was going to make a pie and FORGOT THE PASTRY?!
'Mother, why have you handed me two slices of corned beef on a plate?'
'I was going to make you sandwich, but forgot the bread. Soz!'
I'd still eat the corned beef though, I'm not a complete ingrate
^pretty much my childhood
The thread that keeps on giving
Doesn't Desmond Tutu live in Soawjo?
http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv45/dinsmorea971/Applejam%2009/IMG_76891.jpg
Dafell o afal gyda jam ar?
Des tranches de pomme avec de la confiture sur?
????????
¡¿Rebanadas de manzana con mermelada en?!
:D
Apfelscheiben mit Marmelade auf?
Rebanadas de manzana con mermelada de?
Plakjes appel met jam op?
Ich nichten lichten
eplebiter med syltetøy på?
ja, epleskiver med syltetøy på
utrolig
Nej,
æbleskiver med syltetøj på.
fette di mele con inceppamento sopra??
slisníní úll le sú milis ar?
Do you still have them? Did you eat them?
Were they nice?
the slices of apple with jam on
Slices of Appleby with Jamos on them?
ooh ambassador
with these Jamos Applebys you are really spoiling us!
:D
this is a royal gala of a thread
Too many Cox
not nearly enough Pink Ladys
yellow card
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4272017#r5694130
I was aware of that.
its pippin all the others right now
Can I do one final check that these were literally just slices of apple with jam on?
What?!
:D
I really REALLY would like for your neighbour to see this thread.
How were they sliced?
WITH JAM ON
honestly
?
Oh man.
They're a North American delicacy.
For an example in popular culture watch Good Will Hunting, when Matt Damon gets Minnie Driver's number and taunts his love rival, - "How d'ya like jam apples?". But then doesn't give him any.
THE MOLE! LOOK, HE'S WANKING!
:D
Was this supposed to be in bammers' thread?
Where did Bamnan's post go? For the love of god this looks strange out of context
maybe you could oblige? just put it above the MOLEWANK post?
There could be an apple in it for you, not with jam mind, that would be disgusting.
That was it, just above mole wank if you will
it sure does
8th on Google.
http://is.gd/hdo7Q
GOOD WORK.
excellent
Put it in quotes
Funnily enough, there's not much competition
:D
it's scary how quickly these things get logged into the search results
If there's any justice
then this would be the first result on google no matter what you search for.
http://tinyurl.com/359993n
http://tinyurl.com/2u673a3
http://tinyurl.com/33k6znk
JAMSMASH
slices of apple with JAM request
jamon muthafukka
This thread has been a treat
Much like slices of apples with jam on
Right, so ust to be clear here... slices of apple with jam on?
uldn't be clearer.
hanks for that, i got a bit lost
"slices of apple with am on"
i think it's quite a nice gesture
she's come round, introduced herself and brought a gift
i mean she's a complete mental, but at least she seems quite nice.
In soviet Russia, you don't put jam on apples.
Apples put jam on you.
wot?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakov_Smirnoff#Russian_reversal
In Soviet Russia
you delivered that well
IN SOAWJO RUSSIA
How many slices of apple?
^ important question
HE COULDN'T SEE
THEY WERE COVERED IN JAM
COVERED, I TELT YERS!
I just want to make a new version of that christmas carol
FIIIIIIVE SLIICES OF APPLE IN JAAAAAAAM
four pears with lard
three scotched plums
two battered scones
and a parsnip in a fondue
I'm ridin SOAWJO
ridin SOAWJO
Jason DeRulo
I'm riding SOAWJO
D:
It took me a while but I got it
I'm pulling put my pants to something something ride
i'm on cloud nine
something else
i'm ridin soawjo, soawjo, soawjo.
I think i would have noticed if my neighbour was Jason Derulo
There's no way he wouldn't have introduced himself as such
was there any pecorino involved?
http://myprettypennies.com/2010/08/18/pecorino-romano-with-apples-and-fig-jam/
Here's a joke about ipods.
The punchline is: Slices of apples will.i.am on
lol!
"Man goes crazy trying to solve jam on apple conundrum"
300 posts and we're still no closer to actually knowing
I'm seriously going to slap you in a minute
Theres no need for all these questions. They answer to all of them is "slices of apples with jam on".
Person#1: "Hi meowington, I would quite like £65, what can I sell you for that much?"
Meowington: "slices of apples wih jam on".
Person#1: "Is there a certain amount needed to make it worth that much? ie, do you need 65 quid's worth of soawjo, or just slices of apples with jam on?"
Meowington: "slices of apples with jam on".
Person#1: "Great, they'll be in the post, here's my paypal".
Incidentally, Person#1 is me. Cunning. You owe me £65.
I'm not giving you £65 for slices of apples with jam on
I'll just sit round Reckonings and wait for this bird to come back.
You're backing out of a verbal agreement??
I can't believe you'd do this to me :'''(
Sorry Dan, but i'm getting slices of apple with jam on FOR FREE
its an offer I can't refused. Its also an offer that hasn't been made yet BUT THATS NOT THE POINT.
All these questions, and more,
are why David Lynch was filming it from across the road.
http://stuffnoonetoldme.blogspot.com/2010/08/42.html
English singer, songwriter and actor,
Kim Appleby,
off of popular pop ex-duo Mel & Kim,
DJing,
with some influential electronic Frankfurt dance duo music by Jam & Spoon?
Everything seems to be in order, unless I've muddled some of the details.
aishapra, stop trying to to think it through
its not a koan.
She's a MENTAL. She stood in her kitchen, cut an apple up, spread some jam on it, put it on a plate and thought to herself "right, might go round that new neighbours now".
This is why I couldn't live alone
I'd think this was a really good idea.
Huìnéng asked Hui Ming, "Without thinking of good or evil, show me your original face before your mother and father were born."
That kind of thing
A monk asked Zhaozhou, "What is the meaning of the ancestral teacher's (i.e., Bodhidharma's) coming from the west?" Zhaozhou said, "The cypress tree in front of the hall.
They're pretty much all meaningless bollocks, yeah?
nah, they're ace.
Generally totally Lost in Translation, though.
A phrase like "original face" actually refers to a specific zen concept which is not revealed at all by the English translation and indeed cannot be explained to the unitiated without 3000+ words on Buddhist philosophy. Same with Bodhidharma coming from the West - multiple meanings and references in the original, just some words in English.
Perhaps not the right thread for further exposition...
i don't think you're ready for this jelly
:D
jamsmash 2: te jammenng
Return Of The Killer Jamples.
on the first day of christmas my neighbour gave to me
apple with jam of straw'bry
on the second day of christmas my neighbour gave to me
two jample cuts
and an apple with jam of straw'bry
I wonder if this is his neighbour?
http://www.facebook.com/people/Jamples-Techico/100000336254542
...
http://i53.tinypic.com/mayr9y.jpg
:D
slices of apple with jam on smash
adding Smash to the recipe does not make it more appealing
incorrect
Does anybody know if I can get slices of apple with jam
on iTunes now?
APPLE STORE
pie tunes?
slices of jam with apple on ?
Jam the slices into an apple
Iced Gems and Snapple
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/snapple.jpg
I laughed
^thinly-veiled "i know the periodic table" post
accidentally the whole apple with jam on it.
jam in an apple, like a swirl.
like a bird's apple
you said jam.
This thread is sickening.
I've got SOAWJO, but I'm not a soldier.
I've got soul, but I'm not a SOAWJO
Get it right.
fucks sake.
It's been a long day and my brain feels like it's melting.
This has been the thing i've laughed at most in this thread
tears.
It literally took me about ten minutes to write that fail of a sentence.
Yesterday was not a good day.
I'm probably going to try meating the neighbours tonight
I have marmite and chicken in the flat.
Do I try that or would that be a bad idea? I could pick up some Jam and Apples on the way home but I've never made SOAWJO before, and might mess up the recipe.
*Diced Chicken with Marmite on*?
Meating the neighbours?
Oo-er.
SOAWJO4XMASNO1
questions:
will this make me laugh when i think about it on the train?
will this still be funny tomorrow?
1. Definitely you'll probably spit a bit when you try and stifle it as well
2. I literally cannot see how it won't be
slices of apple
with jam on
Afrikaans
snye appel met konfyt op
Albanian
feta molle me bllokim të
Catalan
llesques de poma amb melmelada de
Croatian
kriške jabuke sa marmeladom na
Czech
plátky jablek s marmeládou na
Danish
skiver af æble med syltetøj på
Dutch
plakjes appel met jam op
English
slices of apple with jam on
Estonian
viilu õuna moosiga kohta
Filipino
hiwa ng mansanas sa jam sa
Finnish
viipaletta omena hillo
French
des tranches de pomme avec de la confiture sur
Galician
franxas de mazá con marmelada de
German
Apfelscheiben mit Marmelade auf
Hungarian
szelet alma dugó
Icelandic
sneiðar af epli með sultu á
Indonesian
irisan apel dengan selai di
Irish
slisní úll le subh ar
Italian
fette di mela con marmellata
Latvian
škelites abolu ar ievarijumu par
Lithuanian
gabaleliu, obuoliu, kamštis
Malay
hirisan epal dengan mentega di
Maltese
flieli tat-tuffieh bil-gamm dwar
Norwegian
epleskiver med syltetøy på
Polish
plasterki jablka z dzemem na
Portuguese
fatias de maçã com geléia de
Romanian
felii de mere cu gem pe
Slovak
plátky jablk s marmeládou na
Slovenian
rezine jabolka z marmelado na
Spanish
rebanadas de manzana con mermelada de
Swahili
slices ya apple na jam juu
Swedish
skivor av äpple med sylt på
Turkish
reçel ile elma dilimleri üzerinde
Vietnamese
lát táo v?i m?t
Welsh
sleisys o afal gyda jam ar
slices ya apple na jam juu
jeraha kushangaza!
EAR CATARACTS?!
Ear cataracts?!?!
It's even funnier when you imagining someone laying out
the slices of apple, then spreading some jam on each slice. Just think about it.
Also, if she ever tries to perfect her jam on apples recipe, this will be the first page she finds on the internet!
SOAWJA Boy
It's been done
SLICES OF APPLE WITH GAMBON
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/cathal05/soawg.jpg
:D
delivers
How does Bob Marley like his apples?
Twice already, at least
Srsly, is this thread not worth reading first?
400 replies, pal
anyways, who needs to check when we have quality control like you?
i refer you to my "amazing" twist on this joke near the top.
I still don't get that joke
It doesnt read right.
imagine it doesnt make sense and there is no punchline.
then re-read it.
what did chris martin call his daughter?
apple
Hi guys
I've done a few tests on this for you and here are the results:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJaCyHKhgyY
don't watch with small children
unless you want them to shout 'that's fucking horrible!' for half the morning...
Lovely stuff...
although as creaky said, they were wedges, not slices, so no dice i'm afraid.
That's a slice of apple, you momo.
I like my women like I like my apples
Covered in jaaaam
I am going to try this when i get home.
Then use it to woo a lady.
Btw, after 400-odd replies, I feel it should be pointed out that
your neighbour sounds lovely. I wish someone would give me soawjo :(
most unlikely 400+ reply
thread ever?
Chris must be gutted.
Gets naked in front of his flatmate's gf "without knowing how it happened", and still doesn't hit 1/3 the popularity of some slices of apples with jam on.
I'm sorry, did you just say
slices of apple with jam on?
naked Chris with jam on
If I had one of them, I'd palm it off on a neighbour too.
It would probably look less insane then giving slices of apple with jam on.
have i missed something? 400 posts plus, I cant be reading all that
could someone please sum up this thread, i can't quite get the jist of it, it seems incomprehensible.
What was reckonings response? apart from starting a thread?
He contemplated smashing glass on her doorstep.
thewarn said maybe he'd been mistaken for a wasp.
Slices of apples with jam on.
Spanish meat. Salmon. Sha'mon muthafukka.
labmonkeya529 suggested going around and painting her walls with jam. He also mentioned molewanking.
Slices of apples with jam on.
Slices of apples with jam on.
Japples. Jamples. Sexually aggressive Scottish slang.
SOAWJO.
sadpunk won the thread with a French joke.
Slices of apples with jam on.
Aubergine with bovril on.
Diced Chicken with Marmite on
Slices of apples with jam on.
Baguettes with bread&butter pudding on.
Marmalade for lunch.
thewarn's got 95 this's and the jam ain't one.
Except he hasn't. Yet.
Slices of apples with jam on.
Slices of apples with jam on.
Slices jam with apples on of.
Threadsmash.
SOAWJO boy. Jason Derulo. Bob Marley.
ccb implied we weren't ready for this preserve.
Bob Marley. SOAWJO. I've got soul, but I'm not meowington.
Slices of apples with jam on.
It's been done.
"Some interesting and thoughtful points raised and elucidated here."
- foppyish
My missus doesn't 'get' internet messageboards and the like...
I think this summary should sort that out............
^Heroic.
.
lovely stuff
slices of apple with jam on
COME ON CREAKY, you've got little else to be doing
plus, it's properly good and stuff. jam.
Holy shit! This happened to ME once!
This is so fucking weird!!!
Actually, the more I think about it, she was actually bringing round a Breville Pie Machine. I'd lent it to her the week previous.
Sorry.
YOU SURE IT WASN'T JAM WITH APPLES ON BUT SHE TRIPPED A BIT ON HER WAY OVER AND THEY TURNED UPSIDE DOWN CREATING THE FORMER
COS THAT'D MAKE SENSE
Oh christ.
I am still massively getting the giggles over this.
I'm going to try this out apples & jam for breakfast
and report back
430 replies?
Fuck me, kids.
Alright, Savile
^worth it
This thread is a delicious sliced apple
Slices of apple with jam on, it transpires.
A: show penis flop= mace jilt
What's the difference between jelly and jam?
I can't jelly my dick up my vegan neighbor's ass.
i think what's happened here is
she baked an apple pie for her neighbour, started nibbling the crust on the way there, one thing led to another and before she knew it, the pie was soawjo.
Trying some SOAWJO now
It tastes good. There is nothing wrong with this woman.
how does Bob Marley like his slices of apple?
WI JAMMON
thats our guntrip
maybe she was Swahili
did she greet you with the word "jambo"?
Believe it or not I've only just seen this thread. I'm now slightly confused.
She brought slices of apples with jam on?
pray. for.
SOAWJO.
Slices of jam with apple on?
after reading all this i would like to know...
did he eat the slices of apple with jam on?
sometimes you dont know what you''ve been missing until you read it on dis
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/art-en-e79894e17f5daccc58631a1d24a8c789.html
nice
:D
if you type 'slices of apple' into google, 'with jam on' is the first recommendation :D
why do you all like this thread so much?
'cause you don't
I hate to say it but it's definitely the
garlic bread of DiS
don't you bloody 'ate it when yer mam comes on from t'big shop
and it's a plate of slices of apples with jam on 'em
NIGHTMARE
Because it's fucking superb.
Every time this thread is bumped
I shed a tear of joy.
I overheard a woman at work discussing slices of apple with jam [on] as a snack idea
Exciting developments!
-"I made it for my neighbour once and he LOVED it."
can't believe this thread about jam
has been ressurection bumped - especially after that spreadable question last week
butter my arse.
(not literally)