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Prince William to marry Kate Middleton next year
They won't have been made yet. And Royal Mail will take up to 48 hours to deliver anyways.
but then there are far too many people with view of my laptop to be able to do this in work time.
(actually i wouldn't do that. because i'm not a cunt)
cos i probably am
It was just a title when I linked to it.
I hope so. If so, I won't be spending it watching this tripe on TV
I heard that Royal Wedding's (whatever that means) mean you get a State holiday.
If this isn't the case - I don't give a shiny fuck.
(Although I'd love to rattle through Middleton it has to be said)
Any news on a date for it yet? I wanna get some holiday booked around that shit...
but we do get an extra day in 2012 for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee. Unless she dies before then, I suppose.
We all link royal wedding with oral sex.
I feel I'm fully qualified to comment on what posh ladies are like behind closed doors.
Also, while looking for a link, this came up (re: last series): http://www.bloglovin.com/m/898792/38164969/s/0/aHR0cCUzQSUyRiUyRnNpbmVhZG1veW5paGFuLmJsb2dzcG90LmNvbSUyRjIwMDglMkYwOCUyRnNpbmVhZC1tb3luaWhhbi1ob3ctbm90LXRvLWxpdmUteW91ci5odG1s
No doubt he thought he better lock that shit down before he's bald as a stick of deodorant
I think 'opinion galvanised by' is a more accurate way of putting it.
Like father, like son
I think this is a proper relationship and not a whirlwind cover-up. The royal family would have much preferred him to marry a royal debutante, but the couple have managed to keep this relationship going through quite a few upsets and I imagine there has been a bit of hoop jumping to get old troutface to go along with letting her grandson marry a commoner.
I think she's lovely. <3 Kate <3
I can't decide whether her mother is quite as dreadful a social climber as the media make out- should make for some interesting* Daily Mail articles in the coming months.
*disgustingly bitchy and snobby
so I doubt it.
"I think this is a proper relationship and not a whirlwind cover-up. The royal family would have much preferred him to marry a royal debutante, but the couple have managed to keep this relationship going through quite a few upsets and I imagine there has been a bit of hoop jumping to get old troutface to go along with letting her grandson marry a commoner."
Diana gives blessing from beyond the grave
about Earthly matters
Commerative plate here I come. I was always gutted I never got a Diana one :(
Shannon Matthews - The People Urchin
Bernard Manning - The Rascist Cunt of Hearts
Royal funeral? At least with the funeral there is one less of them, rather than a wedding where you are almost guaranteed another royal in 9 months.
I hope they have a Rhyll-y happy life together.
William will be going to Bangor for two weeks
but I'm Sonwdon-der at the mo.
*Snowdon-der, I tells yers.
but your poor spelling wrex'ham
i need to (llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio)gogogoch and get some work done
Cwm here, big man. Conwy just live in peace instead of pick up on typos?
and Denbigh jealous that they're not gonna be part of it all.
gonna get Maaaaaaaaried
I'm too Mold for this.
Who will join me on these proposed state holidays? I shall be in 'THE BOOZER'.
You'll be out with the rest of us waving tiny little flags over the railings. WiDdleton Day is to be suffered by everyone, equally
and then go to the pub.
but without the waving bit.
*changes channel to Sky Sports News*
cameron's just like "omg, the country's falling apart, shit, how can i get everyone to rally together again????" and goes and gives william a call
But for different reasons.
The timing is blates an anti-independence thing. Is there nothing those pesky Unionists won't resort to!?!?!?
"will you be getting married next year?"
like they give a shit
nice pun, BBC
just so I can say I got married in the same year as thingy and thingybob
I'm not waiting around for him.
i bet it was really really really really REALLY awkward, with him looking totally disinterested.
excited about the prospect of another Royal Wedding.
If she died the same day.
Go on. IMAGINE!
*GO ON, WISH*
"and as Kate enters followed by team of children carrying her dress and the solid oak casket of the Iron Lady, we turn our attention to the ceremonial jizz-blowing of Paul Dacre"
and have X-Factor levels of advertising, it should put a tidy chunk back in the coffers.
No more deficit. Bish bash bosh.
X-factor-style competition to be allowed to sing during the signing of the register
wiggling that eyebrow and singing a specially composed rendition of Candle in the Wind '11
Cameron u-turn on photographer
Compensation for Guantanamo inmates
OOOOOOOOOH PRINCE WILLY STYLE IS GETTING MARRIED NEXT YEARONEONEONEONE!!!!
Not a clue what the second one is about.
Don't really care about the third one.
DAY OFF WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clearly a winner.
Surely they're getting married on a Saturday?
I'm going to a wedding on Friday. Wankers.
MORE BEHIND THE PAYWALL
"Nothing fucks with our campaign like a fucking wedding, devious bastards, we only just got over Charlie and Camilla."
I wonder if william has enough about him to think about coughing up for some of it himself.
I suppose i don't mind if stuff like security and policing is state-funded, but the taxpayer splashing out on golden placecards and vol-au-vents and all that shite is annoying
the bride's father's a millionaire and we're bound to get a diamond the size of an egg from some pluck African nation as a wedding gift to offset the rest.
Picture of him on her wall at boarding school, went on same trip to chile he had gone on 3 months earlier, picked same Uni, same course at Uni (probably cos he was on it) MENTAL
because i won't get to see it live as i am living out of the country. bollocks.
And I've got to tell you, the cameras and whatnot are getting on my wick.
you can sell them to the guardian. they keep printing photos of the amount of photographers at an event with any irony, don't they?
And I will share my £1.50 with you ($)
OH. They have blocked off my route through the park!!! Couldn't have announced it on a Saturday could they? OH NO.
1. Viewing a proper Royal Wedding will quite the spectacle(was not around when Diana and Charles tied the knot).
2 Kate Middleton is fucking gorgeous? Kate Middleton is fucking gorgeous.
Each and every one us will be deeply affected by the looming royal marriage... (Peter Oborne, Daily Telegraph)
In an important sense, this betrothal has far more to teach a new generation about relationships - and fidelity, too. (Bel Mooney, Daily Mail)
For Kate and William, their engagement has profound national significance. They will help form our collective imagination. They are now part of what we are as a nation, how we define ourselves as individuals. (Peter Oborne, Daily Telegraph)
As somebody whose business it is to study the human heart.. (Bel Mooney, Daily Mail - she actually wrote those words)
Today we are wiser and perhaps more humane. The unrealistic expectations that destroyed Charles and Diana have gone. (Peter Oborne, Daily Telegraph - he's playing a blinder)
It is rare these days that we glimpse broad sunlit uplands, but this is one such moment. (Daily Telegraph editorial - sweet fucking Jesus)
And the winner is (obviously)...
Diana, the bride at every royal funeral and the mourner at every royal wedding, was present in more than just the engagement ring which sat so heavily on the hand of this young woman who must now walk a mile in her bloodied shoes, on a road leading who knows where. (Julie Burchill, The Independent)
"So for the sake of this beautiful young woman with her whole life before her (and who, with her chav blood and her Jewish blood, I just can't help believing is essentially marrying beneath her..."
are paid more than £6666.67 per year.
bar one thing, in the interview last night on the news, on being asked about where he popped the question, yer man actually said "i took her up somewhere nice."
The bit where he patted her knee and said "She's a quick learner." - What a TURBOCUNT.
The only way he could have made it more patronising would've been to say "Now toddle off and pour me a drink while I discuss business with the boys... there's a good girl."