0. Antiques Roadshow.
1. Snog Marry Avoid? (basically heat magazine TV, without celebs)
2. Hole In The Wall (like a Noel's House Party segment turned into a whole show)
3. Total Wipeout (Going Live's Double Dare, but for grownups, but Glasdiators will always reign supreme)
4. All property stuff (ignorant idiotholes losing shitloads of money)
Exempt: (on grounds of being unwatchable and beyond saviour): talent shows, or anything requiring voting by text. If I want to 'interact' i'll go on the intertrons. This is TV, so feed my lazy idiothead with numbing tripe that doesn't need any effort whatsoever, thank you please.