(i'm sure we've had this thread before...but then, i think we've probably done every thread already now, so fuck it)
1. Fryday Night Bites.
this works on three levels. firstly, the obvious use of fry. second, the implication that friday nights should be fish and chip nights. great point of sale, that is. and lastly, the reference to the film and, latterly, television series, 'friday night lights'. probably make the shop american football themed or summat.
best answer gets a savaloy up the bum.