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Anybody tried this and fancy sharing their experiences?
Okay back to the sex threads we go.
Nah, never been chief, soz.
today is my last day at work this week.
FOUR DAY WEEKEND
I am invincible.
for the benefits of a work whore cunt like me who won't click on dubious tiny.cc links?
before we put this thread into the Lucien bracket.
You pair of chimps.
Anyway, it's Harrison. You know it's either going to be some sort of drug or a new type of hair straightener.
who am i to question you?
LOL I say!
The link is a picture of me and safe for work.
Kratom is indeed a kind of drug that and is completely legal. YOU ONLY GUESSED THAT COS YOU GOOGLED IT BAMOS YOU FUCK.
YOU'RE AN OXY MORON HAHAHAHAHA
that makes me want to march over to where you work, pick you up and carry you to the pub - in true Officer And A Gentleman stylee.
Get over here now. I'm getting myself ready.
unless it is indeed a hair straightener, in which case, how many can i get for a tenner?
It costs a lot more than any drugs I've ever bought I'm afraid.
This is brilliant news.
And means you don't need to use straighteners...and when you're hair gets wet, or you get sweaty, your hair doesn't go from straight to curly.
It lasts for about 3-4 months. Basically makes tons more sense than actually straightening your hair all the time.
SO THERE METHS AND CHINTZY.
P.S Today is my last day at work this week.
how much was that?
my hair isnt that curly.
It takes about 40 mins to do... in that time you read a classy mens mag like GQ with interviews with people like Sean Connery.
I can't remember how much it is as I haven't done it for a while...maybe £70-80? But it lasts a good while.
Stigmas against guys doing such things are pretty pathetic.
So much about this post makes me really, REALLY smile.
(Yeah, be offended)
Your secret is safe with me. :)
for the DiS team are we?
I come on the pitch, looking far too well groomed - the opposition underestimate me.... then I start flying in with my studs up and a maniacal grin on my face.
but a gang of well groomed men in denial.
choked on my coffee you fucker.
whoa whoa whoa meths, let's not say things that we can't take back.
There are men alive in here.
Thanks Darcy - this turdburger of a thread you've served up here is doing wonders for my confidence
Jeez... all I wanted was some dos and don'ts from a few people.
I would've thought a few people on the boards had tried it - it's not smack for crying out loud.
I thought it was about some file-sharing programme. I...have no idea how I came to that conclusion.
DiS confidence levels: down further 5 points this morning after brief delusional rally
to be fair I made a thread and 90% of the people I come on DiS to have MASSIVE BANTS with have engaged this thread - JOB DONE.
Actually, not job done at all.
ANYBODY EVER TAKE KRATOM?
The drug problems, the self-loathing issues around your hairstyle, the Tunyurl addiction.
There for you man x
The sisters are loving your work. I think you're a shoo-in for the WI's sister of the month for November.
We mever talk any more :(
I had no idea what you were on about in that post above...didn't make much sense - is that because you're currently high on Kratom?
"Effects come on within five to ten minutes after use, and last for several hours. The feeling has been described as happy, strong, and active, with a strong desire to do work."
"...a strong desire to do work"?
I have no desire to work right now. How do I take it? Smoke it? Inject it? Pill form? Squirt it into my eye? Come on people. I've got a deadline to make.
if broing sceince doenst put you off it, i dont know what will.
in fact, they should describe all drugs to kids using science. noone would do them anymore.
^ off his mash on Kratom
^ street language.
I can't really swallow large pills.
I'll probably choke and die and I'll be in the paper "KRATOM TAKES ITS FIRST VICTIM"
with the word KRATOM written next to it like a Batman series sound effect.
Althought I don't know if thats possible.
That's what I'll be doing anyways...SHOTGUN FIRTS SENSATIONALISED KRATOM DEATH
sounds a bit of a middle aged way to do it.
up your bum or not at all.
I gotta start acting my age.
it's been around for centuries!
I don't think I'm cut out for drugs.
Doesn't sound very druggy to me. I thought drugs were all about 'AVIN IT LARGE! not sitting around, sipping tea.
I'm too old for 'AVIN IT LARGE.
I like to 'ave it medium sized in the comfort of my own home.
Its not my style. I would probably enjoy it if I was at home, in my pyjamas, doing some tea-like drugs though. I just think I'm too lazy for drugs. It all seems like a lot of effort.
What else does this enchanted potion do...may induce yardwork, sudoku, sitting?
addicts have been found harassing old people for stories about the days of the Great War.
and sense of responsibility
i've just looked this up by "googling" it.
i am no nearer to understadning anything about it. all i've so far found out is that you are punishable by death in thailand if they catch you with it.
I just cancelled my flight to Thailand, so I should be ok right?
Obviously I've done some research online - I didn't just randomly phone a shop and order something! Just wondered if any of my DiS chums had dabbled and had anything more to add.
My housemate just text me to say a package arrived - tonight will be an interesting start to my FOUR DAY WEEKEND.
Would you like me to report back on Kratom? Oh you would? Sure thing buddy.
I'm getting paid for drinking loads of beer this afternoon. I don't need days off to live my life.
I've been wondering what "Kratom" sounds like it should be the name of...absolutely this.
Sounds like Krang's long lost twin.
I don't want to get stuck in a loo/left tenant awkwardness type coversation.
Take Kryten as the potential pronunciation if you want.