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Today @ 20:00 on BBC Four
11/13. Aggie MacKenzie and Peter Tatchell
Clearly not, otherwise you wouldn't be asking this complete no-brainer.
You certainly couldn't just lick your finger and scrape around in there...not that I do thay anyway or anything.
Poo doesn't smell too great, but fortunately my ears can't smell. Jizz in eye = blindness, pain, redness, possible eye amputation to be considered.
As I said above- if you can guarantee no backsplash, I'd go for it. Although rapidfire shite firing from the ears is SO tempting.
is it mine?
It would be more manageable.
I'd just do that.
I think you have to learn to do it well young.
Its a nice feeling too when you move them back and forward. Very slightly and strangely satisfying.
If it was my guinea pigs', I'd go for the poo. Their pellets are quite tidy. I could easy handle that in preference to having guinea pig induced pink-eye.
I've always wanted to be able to breathe out of my ears. I want to blow my ears like I do with my nose.
you'd just end up passing out after a little while.
of laughter, I think
Would you rather have tongues for toenails or toenails for a tongue?
I'd rather cum out of my eyes. Unfortunately I poo far more frequently than I do orgasm.
If I was a bloke? Definitely the other way round, that stuff stings and I'd be proud of my manly head-pooing.