Not the high class porn film it sounds.
A friend of mine was a vegan for 15 years, and then decided to just say hell with it and eat meat.
I promptly bought him the game-iest thing I could find on the menu: Wild Boar Sausages. He was chuffed, but wished he'd gotten back into the swing of things with a simple BLT.
If you hadn't had meat for *years*, what would be your first meat purchase?