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There's been a fight in the biscuit tin...
A bandit called rocky, who was crackers, hit a penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue riband and made his breakaway in a taxi. Police say rocky was last seen just after eight by a viscount from maryland, hobnobbing with a ginger nut, and two accomplices, one known as gary baldi, the other known only as rich t. Unfortunately, the police don't have a crumb of evidence, so the jammie dodger might get away with it.
Oh, dear.