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...the midgets were furious.
That's yours to keep.
it's the little things...
We had a midget that worked with us (he was a bit special as well, mentally), he was sacked when he was caught using the water cooler as a shower, no word of a lie, he has pushed it towards a radiator to heat it up, that was a good day.
then consider my life made.
He never flushed the toilet either, and for a small "man" he could certainly produce a scary amount of brown floaters
Why the fuck was he showering under water cooler? Was he naked? Was it during working hours? I NEED TO KNOW MORE.
he's not realy a mdget but I think he must have a bit of migdetism in him. Tiny hands, smelt of cabbage. He's even smaller than me! I have another excellent midget-related sotry which I will save for another time.
WTF??? is this a side-effect of midgitis or something?
or i'd think you were yanking my plank.
What about other Brassicacae?