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It'd have a fridge for a table.
And they'll have to have one of our organic scrumpies.
Or 'The Quaff Tavern'
They also do food.
beaten by meths
Joke Answer, I dunno - The Stag and Beer or something
just so i could drive past whilst playing a game of pub cricket and be an instant winner.
Would you have a sister pub called The Matthew and Amroliwala?
I like literary references.
I've once read a book and that
So I might go for DRINK.
I wouldn't really. Presumably I'd buy the pub because I liked it and there's nothing more annoying than some twat changing a pub I like in even the smallest and least significant of ways.
(my surname is King; I live in Kings Lynn; it would make sense)
or it depends on the road, area etc. Probably the Shitter though.
I'm off down The Shitter.
Nah promised my girlfriend I'd take her up the shitter.
Shove ha’penny up The Shitter?
Skittles up The Shitter?
You can’t get a table up The Shitter.
I got hammer up The Shitter last night.
5 years worth of jokes right there
so you could see which moody bitches to avoid.
More people in the world = more punters
Moody pregnant bitch at home = man visits pub more
to implement this;
- Up/down a flight of steps to get in
- Toilets would be unisex (think there is a law that disableds arent allowed near women pissing/browning)
- Flashing lights/strobes
Basically a wet t-shirt competition but with Milk instead of water, the winner gets a choice of either £5 gift voucher or to double her money by getting her picture (topless) taken to put on the "WALL OF TITS"
(Clearly the sign would be the balls in a pickling jar, and said jar would need to be on the shelf next to the pickled eggs and pickled walnuts for 'amusement'.
So clear, you didn't even need to say it.
Anyway, I guess they could have been shown just bloody and on the ground or something.
At least I know I wouldn't be getting becks there.
That's the rough, tough world of brewery bullying for you.
The pussy inn or something like that. I can't think at the moment.
Craig Foley would be there always.
P.S. Have you ever been to the Seven Stars pub round the back of the LSE? They have a black cat that wears a ruff.
I have not been to this pub. Is it a real cat wearing a ruff? If it is, I'm going there.
However, the landlady told me that Tom Paine is 'off duty' on weekends so he doesn't wear the ruff then.
Also I picked him up and was told off because they don't want all the customers to keep picking him up. Still, he likes being stroked and has his food on the bar, meaning I'm sure there's the occasional drunken patron who thinks the 'bar snacks' are a bit different.
There's another one with a cat in it between Bloomsbury and King's Cross/Kings Cross/King's X/Kings X/NOHO
It's pretty small and the staff are fairly rude. But it's a good pub for all that.
I want to go to there.
The caption underneath reads, "Our weapon of mouse destruction".
My cat is all black so I think I might make him a ruff tonight.
this is the next place to visit on my list f places to visit in london.
Nah, probably the George Gordon, or the Trinity Blue.
then there should be.
c/o Fable III
I'm trying, I'm really trying not to.