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"Flat and white"
Am I doing it right?
Where did it all go wrong bamos?
Sipping a home-mixed gin and irn-bru. On one side was Beryl, the 46 year old bingo caller, on the other side was a gallon of petroleum jelly. Suddenly, the door opened; it was the cleaner. She said to me...
(I'm actually not allowed coffee)
and piping hot
giraffes fight, and...
Do people have fizzy coffee?
Did you rob that off Serafinowicz's twitter feed too?
Yes I did.
- the way I like my women, strong and black
- no, milk one sugar
^ my first conversation with my boss
You're SO sexist.
(Which reminds me, what's going on in my thread about hair...)
I was hoping it was http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4271184#r5672546
What a charmer!
My non-productive afternoon disguise has been blown.
I LIKE MY MEN RICH
earns at least £55K. FUCKING LOADED.
'king RIGHT lads?
^ doesnt work.
Or was that whisky? Just put whisky in my fucking coffee anyway.
I hate coffee
I've got a cafetiere machine here so I just drink it all the time
but yeah i mean no lovers no at all