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Mine is 2:1
Are stepladders furniture?
Shep stands on one leg.
Is that how a ratio even works?
Or should I just put 1:2 if there are half as many ladders as people?
Don't answer that; I don't actually care
and without thinking, I said 'Adding to your furniture inventory, eh?'
They didn't know what I was on about. I walked away quickly.
You absolute lemon.
thank you, i had lost the tinyurl.
I'm not a stepladder
Does that work? We had one but it got stolen by the rag and bone man.
the ladder moved out when i was six and the stepladder beats me :(
I can't remember.
He just can't remember.
have you lined up the heavy coins?
we have enough for a stepladder each, but only my father is allowed to use them, even though he's rubbish at getting around to cleaning gutters and changing lightbulbs and stuff.
Got a small stepladder, and also a larger general use ladder, which also has 'stair mode'.
I want to be your stepladder
Why don't you call my name
You'd better call the stepladder
Put your mind at rest
I'm going to be-the stepladder
This can be my testimony
I'm your stepladder
Let there be no doubt about it
Step, step, stepladder
Cos I have a short mother
for the disabled cat